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Bretontheradio

If only every bloviating talk show fool who says they would like to debate Obama really could. How sweet would that be? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Goodman933 Maybe if you didn't gargle with elephant pee every morning the coffee wouldn't taste like elephant pee. Jerk. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to Goodman933
Media is giving off the impression of being scandalized that the Sexually Non-Threatening Pop Idol Version #2012 is malfunctioning. about 12 hours ago via web
Hi, Denver's new Archbishop, Monsignor Aquila! I hope you will take my Milk Duds as rosary beads idea more seriously than Archbishop Chaput. about 14 hours ago via web
@Realrellim thanks! 3:50 PM May 28th via web in reply to Realrellim
@ECthetwit thanks! 3:50 PM May 28th via web in reply to ECthetwit
@Muller88 thanks! 3:50 PM May 28th via web in reply to Muller88
Maybe it was a dumb idea to strap on broadcast equipment and "run" the Bolder Boulder. But I did it! Thanks to all who were so supportive. 11:19 AM May 28th via web
DanaJGould Have been watching Bravo. When did America's favorite sport become watching assholes cook dinner? 11:43 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by Bretontheradio and 597 others
Yumberry sounds like a bullshit made-up berry. 1:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
I could sure go for a maw full of tomacco about now. 7:32 AM May 25th via web
That dog in the Nasonex commercial looks like such a dumb, self-centered jerk. 7:09 AM May 25th via web
I've decided to defer all of my political opinions to the beardy guy from The Oak Ridge Boys based on this photo: twitter.com/Bretontheradio… 5:06 AM May 25th via web
writtennoise You know what this book I'm reading really needs? A long thread of commenter feedback after every chapter. 6:32 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by Bretontheradio
@BernardPT Yeah Silverdome. Ugh. 6:08 AM May 24th via web in reply to BernardPT
It's true. Saw the Clash (1983?) open for The Who and Eddie Money. Tasteful Detroit audience booed Clash off the stage and gave $ 3 encores. 5:12 AM May 24th via web
Would rather listen to a Junkie Junkie than the "Political Junkie" on NPR. Ooof. 11:10 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@skoneyhill Thanks Buddy! Hope you are great! 7:23 AM May 23rd via web in reply to skoneyhill
OK really - go to Google right now. Greatest thing they've ever done. A playable synthesizer. 9:11 PM May 22nd via web
@1RickLewis that's fuckin A right Brother! 10:23 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 1RickLewis

Name Bret Saunders
Location Just east of Tiny Town, CO
Web http://kbco.com/p...
Bio KBCO.com Monday through Friday 6a-10a. One-time assistant to The Burger King and bodyguard for Martha Reeves. Dislikes:Bit-O-Honey; pestilence.