BretMichael
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I'm planning something witchy ;)
5:12 PM May 11th
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from Huron, OH
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I'm amused how people act when they see a chihuahua... It's a dog, NOT a Unicorn people.
3:21 PM May 9th
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from Huron, OH
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@ has my in hysterics right now. Even from 2.5 hours away.
9:59 PM May 3rd
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from Huron, OH
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Hahaha! I TOLD you I was the only one who would ever put up with all your shit. Yet again, you've proven me right.
7:38 PM May 3rd
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from Huron, OH
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The next motherfucker that pisses me off today is gonna get a bullet between the eyes.
3:38 PM May 3rd
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from Huron, OH
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"I'm one hundred percent sure that getting people's approval is not a goal to have in life" - Madonna
7:52 PM May 2nd
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"If you take everything I do at face value, you're going to be horrified. Or intimidated. Or insulted. Or bored!" - Madonna
5:22 PM May 2nd
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I SAID DRIVE BITCH!
3:41 PM May 2nd
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from Huron, OH
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Stop talking. No one cares about your dumb kid
6:18 AM May 2nd
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from Vermilion, OH
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I can only imagine the fuckery I'll have to deal with today
4:43 AM May 2nd
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from Huron, OH
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Sometimes I would like to comment people's Facebook statuses with "Shut the fuck up and get a job you lazy bitch!" but that's not nice.
5:31 PM May 1st
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from Huron, OH
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Management is much like being a firefighter. Lots of small blazes to be put out and the big ones require group effort
3:23 PM May 1st
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from Huron, OH
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I don't want to work today. Argh.
5:24 AM May 1st
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from Huron, OH
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I need to get in the shower and stop procrastinating.
3:16 PM Apr 30th
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from Huron, OH
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"they were talking about blowjobs last night on the tv..."
10:48 AM Apr 29th
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from Sandusky, OH
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Squeal like a pig!
5:00 PM Apr 28th
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from Fremont, OH
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I may not be a gynecologist but I sure know a cunt when I see one!
12:56 PM Apr 27th
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from Vermilion, OH
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Not doing your work too! Don't get paid enough!
1:15 PM Apr 26th
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from Vermilion, OH
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Just once I'd like to have a smooth and easy week at work
3:15 AM Apr 26th
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from Huron, OH
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"You're sister is a fucking slut!" - Grandma
4:11 PM Apr 25th
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from Huron, OH
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- Name Bret Michael
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