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  1. Avatar seen. Mind blown. M&Ms eaten. 12:08 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  2. Unless you actually give me cash, at which point I'll probably return it for crisper bills. 6:14 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  3. No, seriously. Make sure you save the receipt. 6:09 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  4. All I want for Christmas is something I can return for cash. 6:05 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  5. According to Facebook and Twitter, Brittney, Britney and Brittany Murphy have all died. I only knew one of them, but still, so sad. 1:24 PM Dec 20th from web
  6. @tylermerrick Tonight was a blast! Enjoyed every minute of our Merrick time! 7:16 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to tylermerrick
  7. Taking my lunch tithe to the Chick-fil-a storehouse. 10:58 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  8. As a pastor's kid I always got lame knockoff toys for Christmas. Like the nobody-cares game "Why in the World is Carmen in San Diego?" 10:07 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  9. RedEnvelope.com wants me to "make it personal" this Christmas. I need to consult with Rambo on this one. 7:01 PM Dec 16th from web
  10. @patrickschlabs Ditto, man. Ditto. 11:52 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to patrickschlabs
  11. Perfect timing: my beard has now reached nativity-scene lengths. Let me know if you need a backup myrrh guy. 11:29 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  12. Something, something, something...I almost punched a crazy old man from California yesterday...blah, blah, blah... 9:46 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  13. Having lunch with the guy who puts the ish in delish. 9:38 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  14. Simon & Garfunkel: the Ambien of musical duos. 7:42 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  15. Listening to Kings of Convenience, feeling all Simon and Garfunkely. 7:40 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  16. Vijay Singh Mistress Update: 0 (via @badbanana) 12:02 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  17. Having a roasted blend with a splendid friend. 5:34 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  18. I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is . . . well actually it's in my other pocket. It's cold outside! 5:26 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  19. RT @shueytexas I like to think of Fritos Bean Dip as hummus for the rest of us. // It's dip meat! 9:59 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  20. @patrickkemp It was a pleasure being with you and @tonymccallie tonight. Thank you for spanking me. In billiards, that is. 7:32 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to patrickkemp
  • Name Brenton Evans
  • Location My Happy Place
  • Web http://www.brento...
  • Bio Husband, father, and EVP at MarriageToday; among other mind-blowingly awesome things.
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