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  1. @broccarter Spot on, Broc!
  2. @andyjustus Is "booty-call" one word or two?
  3. Contrary to popular belief, intelligence is not a prerequisite to spiritual maturity. In fact, it's a hindrance.
  4. @andyjustus The entire news team should use British accents and lingo. Like, instead of "apartment fire" it's "the bloody flat burned down."
  5. @andyjustus OH. MY. GAWD. That was well done, sir.
  6. Keep getting items stuck in my outbox. Very annoying. Um, and just for clarity's sake, I'm referring to an internet connectivity issue.
  7. @tylermerrick Bro, I thought you guys found space in Southlake?
  8. Eating lunch at Thai Star today. Hoorah!
  9. A typo caused me to realize that leaving the 'v' out of my work email address makes me beans@marriagetoday.org. Thankful I'm not F. Varts.
  10. "Don't be so easily persuaded to do something stupid, McFly!" #firstdraftmovies
  11. It looks like two-year olds *can* sense when they're being ridiculed. Duly noted.
  12. @hollynewton Quanah is the perfect place to avoid your brakes. ;-)
  13. Driving to Amarillo. Queasy in Quanah.
  14. @ismaelburciaga Sounds great. Let's do it!
  15. The Black Eyed Peas are on the radio. It's time to pander to my bass.
  16. OBSERVATION: Most people are prettier when they smile. And no, I'm not smiling. I'm simply breathing through my mouth.
  17. The Blather has arrived! Going to see my great friend David Holland at his 1st book signing. His brilliance is @ www.BlatherWinceRepeat.com.
  18. Ever listened to The Matrix soundtrack? There is no Spoon.
  19. Finally remembered to bring my punch-card to one of those punch-card places. A FREE sandwich is 8 punches away! *punches fist in air*
  20. @RDE_1983 Are they for or against public health care? And are they wearing Hockaday uniforms?