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  1. World series of poker is not a sport. In other news, I managed to open my wine tonight without a corkscrew. That is more sport than poker.
  2. Who is worse in the broadcast booth? Buck or Obamessiah. I think it's a toss up.
  3. Any dude that says fake boobs are not great is lying to impress his girl.
  4. Chicken salad heartburn. Does not taste as good the second time around.
  5. I need to get on board this twitter/facebook trend of posting vague status messages designed solely to get OMG attention from other dummies
  6. Last night I gave up the 2001st goal of my career. It's all going downhill now.
  7. My current location: http://yfrog.com/0qaufyj
  8. Considering dropping XM radio since they passed on music royalty fees to their subscribers, but all I use them for is baseball.
  9. Just did my estimated 2009 taxes. This is why Democrats suck.
  10. To my douchebag former Ford svc mgr - you absolutely can pass a state inspection w/ a faulty rear wiper and I've got a sticker to prove it
  11. NBC - you suck - get used to it - Sotomayor is a racist.
  12. @bohanlon Buy some pepto while you are there. You will need it after lunch today.
  13. Anybody wanna buy my HD TiVo? My wife recorded John and "C" plus 8 and so now it will only record shows with chicks that should be killed.
  14. Maggie first birthday pictures from the first party are now up on Flickr and at MidwoodPhoto.com
  15. Score = bad. Snoop while Pedroia in box = good. http://yfrog.com/7glcqj
  16. Attention ladies - Kate Gosselin's hair is f-ing awful. Not hot. If your man says it is, he is lying.
  17. Somebody on my flight is alergic to peanuts. Why should I be prohibited from eating peanuts because you are genetically inferior? Stay home
  18. Just found out a Five Guys opened seven miles from my house in Marlboro. Time for me to go buy some bigger fat pants.
  19. Please stop protecting stupid people from themselves.
  20. Got glasses today. Am now very old. Knees, back, eyes. Next I won't be able to lift my arms above my head... http://tinyurl.com/dyxtzz