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World series of poker is not a sport. In other news, I managed to open my wine tonight without a corkscrew. That is more sport than poker.7:08 PM Jul 14thfrom Twitterrific
Who is worse in the broadcast booth? Buck or Obamessiah. I think it's a toss up.6:24 PM Jul 14thfrom Twitterrific
Any dude that says fake boobs are not great is lying to impress his girl.11:17 AM Jul 10thfrom API
Chicken salad heartburn. Does not taste as good the second time around.11:06 AM Jul 9thfrom API
I need to get on board this twitter/facebook trend of posting vague status messages designed solely to get OMG attention from other dummies3:49 AM Jul 8thfrom API
Last night I gave up the 2001st goal of my career. It's all going downhill now.5:51 AM Jul 7thfrom API
Considering dropping XM radio since they passed on music royalty fees to their subscribers, but all I use them for is baseball.3:33 AM Jun 19thfrom web
Just did my estimated 2009 taxes. This is why Democrats suck.11:51 AM Jun 14thfrom web
To my douchebag former Ford svc mgr - you absolutely can pass a state inspection w/ a faulty rear wiper and I've got a sticker to prove it7:28 AM Jun 4thfrom Twitterrific
NBC - you suck - get used to it - Sotomayor is a racist.3:37 PM May 30thfrom web
Anybody wanna buy my HD TiVo? My wife recorded John and "C" plus 8 and so now it will only record shows with chicks that should be killed.6:50 PM May 25thfrom web
Maggie first birthday pictures from the first party are now up on Flickr and at MidwoodPhoto.com4:34 PM May 25thfrom web
Attention ladies - Kate Gosselin's hair is f-ing awful. Not hot. If your man says it is, he is lying.4:57 AM May 22ndfrom web
Somebody on my flight is alergic to peanuts. Why should I be prohibited from eating peanuts because you are genetically inferior? Stay home3:13 AM May 15thfrom Twitterrific
Just found out a Five Guys opened seven miles from my house in Marlboro. Time for me to go buy some bigger fat pants.9:45 AM May 11thfrom web
Please stop protecting stupid people from themselves.7:03 AM May 6thfrom web