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brentius

  1. RT @markleggett: My résumé is an origami bat that folds out to read: "I'M THE HERO YOUR COMPANY ... m.tmi.me/qtxJ8
  2. @KristyEngels, a li'l gem fer yer #StarWars @Pinterest board: boingboing.net/2012/05/23/sta… @BoingBoing
  3. Every single show I see this year is better than the last: Jack White Plays Explosive New York Residency rollingstone.com/music/news/jac… @rollingstone
  4. @LilLewMonster Looks great. Keep it up!
  5. @NYSDMV, do you like being this way? Or is being a bureaucratic quagmire of incompetence, ineptitude, and inconvenience just your "thing"?
  6. @agentkreye Hey!
  7. #IForgotToComplainToYou that I tweeted "Happy April Fools!" on March 31st and no one noticed I'm a genius.
  8. #KnowHowIKnowYoureRepublican? Because right now I'm watching Time Warner Cable channel 745 and you're watching 744. #YayCartmanNayOReilly
  9. RT @TheQuoteToday: Without music, life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) #TQT
  10. Thank you life. I didn't realize it was possible to lose a wallet while typing at my desk. Congrats on proving me wrong. #gonedesgarcons
  11. #KnowHowIKnowYoureRepublican? You're so damn caucasian.
  12. #KnowHowIKnowYoureRepublican? You're the opposite of funny. My best friend's funeral would be funnier than you on your best day.
  13. #KnowHowICanTellYoureRepublican? Stoli Apple Galik.
  14. #KnowHowICanTellYoureRepublican? The outfit.
  15. @ChadThomas7 Anything is possible. It's New Yawk!!
  16. Today I saw someone and I was like "That's a serious gay girl. She looks exactly like Colin Hanks." It was a guy. Does that make me racist?
  17. Considering how amazingly the streets reek in Chinatown when it's hot I propose it be renamed 'Ginatown. Who's with me?
  18. When I say I don't give a fuck whether or not you find happiness I mean it in a transcendent and self-actualized way. #esclaro?