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I have suddenly lost my cooking mojo. Just made three disastrous dishes in a row. WTF?!? Now doing a little reverse-engineering.4:08 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterGadget
Thinking about starting a writing group to help friends move their writing projects to completion.8:58 AM Jul 2nd from web
@jodyarlington Does that mean that chocolate is like Jesus to my body? Because that could really eff up transubstantiation doctrines.3:53 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox in reply to jodyarlington
I'd also remind my fellow lefties of the rule attributed to Sam Rayburn: Once you get too big a majority, you are immediately in trouble.11:57 AM Jun 30th from TwitterGadget
Fan-franken-tastic! http://trunc.it/mgzy11:29 AM Jun 30th from TwitterGadget
Just installed the new firefox--definitely quicker on the start-up. Bye-bye Chrome!11:26 AM Jun 30th from TwitterGadget
@nylonthread And blindfolded me and pushed me into a dark basement. With spiders. Clearly, I need a 12-Step program for interwebs addiction.10:05 AM Jun 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to nylonthread
Arrgh! My internet and cable went down. Must flee house for connectivity! Melting, me-e-e-e-elting!9:01 AM Jun 30th from TwitterGadget
Any guesses where Madoff will end up? FCI Otisville? Nah, not enough fences. I go for the medium security facility at USP Canaan.11:59 AM Jun 29th from TwitterGadget
Had an unusually productive writing session this morning. Might have to dive back in this afternoon. I love my made-up world.7:35 AM Jun 26th from TwitterGadget
Currently playing "Thriller" and "Best of Jackson 5."3:50 PM Jun 25th from web
OK, Farrah Fawcett dies and I am inexplicably sad.2:26 PM Jun 25th from TwitterGadget
Am contemplating Indian food for dinner.3:08 PM Jun 24th from TwitterGadget
I was not on the Red Line--Chris and I are fine.3:52 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterGadget
Help protect Iranian protesters from gov't cyber-crackdown by changing your Twitter settings. http://tinyurl.com/lc2f9f3:01 AM Jun 18th from web
@grtela Brilliant!8:35 AM Jun 17th from TwitterGadget in reply to grtela
Enjoying our exceptionally cool weather while watching terrific documentaries @ SILVERDOCS! http://silverdocs.com/9:12 PM Jun 16th from web
@mariancall 5 socks in 3 days? Marian, CUT YOUR TOENAILS.4:34 PM Jun 16th from TwitterFox in reply to mariancall
@kellygo Oh, su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ure. Blame it on the spotty connection. You know, the spotty connection doesn't cover pre-existing conditions.9:09 AM Jun 15th from TwitterGadget in reply to kellygo
SILVERDOCS kicks off tonight at the AFI Silver in Silver Spring, MD!! http://silverdocs.com/9:08 AM Jun 15th from TwitterGadget