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  1. Bought the card game Fluxx for Chris and now I'm hooked.
  2. Hanging with my buddy Eric, who is visiting our new place for the first time. He seems dismayed to learn he'll have to sleep in the bathtub.
  3. @mariancall Just ask your waitron to bring you a dozen candles! Problem solved, unless you set yourself on fire...hmm, dang.
  4. @minjae Strategic Rainbow Initiative.
  5. Currently contemplating the possibility and methods for international regulation of biotechnology. Any suggestions welcome.
  6. William T. Vollmann: The dispassionate chronicler -- latimes.com - http://shar.es/axBym
  7. Where is the sun? It's so dark the streetlights are still on at 9am. Balls. #letsallgobacktobed
  8. @solmstea I'd help you, but realized that 87% of the words I say are "awesome" and "cool." The rest, of course, is nonsense.
  9. @kitzilla Franken-toddler?
  10. Also, I now have a phobia about duffel bags. Thanks a lot, Takashi Miike!
  11. RT @MoveOn The Public Option has never looked so good! NEW AD starring actress Heather Graham: http://bit.ly/2lEUCc
  12. Just watched Takashi Miike's AUDITION and got the crap scared out of me. Gonna go hide under the bed now.
  13. @mwexler C'mon Wex! Now that you are a big cheese at B&N, aren't you gonna hook us up with Nooks? j/k! I just like to say Nooks.
  14. May have the interwebs back. Will wait and see if still true in the AM.
  15. has no internet at home. Went out Sat. Earliest Comcast can send out a tech? Wed. Withdrawal in full force. #DammitComcast! #musthaveweb
  16. Just saw a great production of Pinter's MOONLIGHT at D.C.'s Studio Theater. Ted van Griethuysen is awesome.
  17. Propose replacing "jumped the shark" with "went back to middle school." eg "I loved 'Heroes', but now they've gone back to middle school."
  18. @mariancall @sween You have to blame The Fonz....or at least the writers of 'Happy Days'!! Now, had they sent him back to middle school...
  19. @nylonthread Oy! Poor babies! There is something really going around. An application of Harry Potter usually seems to help.
  20. @mariancall Clearly something quasi-dirty/pervy. Or a Smurf.