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  1. I have suddenly lost my cooking mojo. Just made three disastrous dishes in a row. WTF?!? Now doing a little reverse-engineering.
  2. Thinking about starting a writing group to help friends move their writing projects to completion.
  3. @jodyarlington Does that mean that chocolate is like Jesus to my body? Because that could really eff up transubstantiation doctrines.
  4. I'd also remind my fellow lefties of the rule attributed to Sam Rayburn: Once you get too big a majority, you are immediately in trouble.
  5. Fan-franken-tastic! http://trunc.it/mgzy
  6. Just installed the new firefox--definitely quicker on the start-up. Bye-bye Chrome!
  7. @nylonthread And blindfolded me and pushed me into a dark basement. With spiders. Clearly, I need a 12-Step program for interwebs addiction.
  8. Arrgh! My internet and cable went down. Must flee house for connectivity! Melting, me-e-e-e-elting!
  9. Any guesses where Madoff will end up? FCI Otisville? Nah, not enough fences. I go for the medium security facility at USP Canaan.
  10. Had an unusually productive writing session this morning. Might have to dive back in this afternoon. I love my made-up world.
  11. Currently playing "Thriller" and "Best of Jackson 5."
  12. OK, Farrah Fawcett dies and I am inexplicably sad.
  13. Am contemplating Indian food for dinner.
  14. I was not on the Red Line--Chris and I are fine.
  15. Help protect Iranian protesters from gov't cyber-crackdown by changing your Twitter settings. http://tinyurl.com/lc2f9f
  16. @grtela Brilliant!
  17. Enjoying our exceptionally cool weather while watching terrific documentaries @ SILVERDOCS! http://silverdocs.com/
  18. @mariancall 5 socks in 3 days? Marian, CUT YOUR TOENAILS.
  19. @kellygo Oh, su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ure. Blame it on the spotty connection. You know, the spotty connection doesn't cover pre-existing conditions.
  20. SILVERDOCS kicks off tonight at the AFI Silver in Silver Spring, MD!! http://silverdocs.com/