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  1. kicking!!
  2. Gordon Lightfoot is underappreciated. Seriously, he's magnificent.
  3. we are hungry: pine state biscuits, here we come.
  4. i {heart} pregnancy hormones.
  5. I'd be so sad if my last name were "Beubstein".
  6. Telling the waitress that you could make a better cup of coffee from the sweat on your balls won't do her any good. Show her how.
  7. low-fat frozen yogurt is a desperately disappointing dessert.
  8. this space left intentionally blank.
  9. well, now i know it's official: i have started to get parenting spam. going off the grid completely has never seemed so appealing.
  10. butterflies in my stomach. less than five days now.
  11. doing freelance work on a saturday night one week before my wedding. oddly, no self-pity here - instead, rather enjoying myself. a sign?
  12. boy, am i doin' the stanky leg this morning...
  13. @scottsimpson they are likely so desperate because of stingy, ungrateful jerks like myself. I have rule to send those emails to Trash.
  14. OH MY GOD @reneemck IS A MAGNIFICENT HUMAN BEING! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP!
  15. There has to be a better word than "womb"
  16. i am the smartest person you know right now
  17. @n3rd1ty out of sheer perversity, perhaps?
  18. I feel like I've brought apathy to a whole new level today. There is a world's record somewhere out there that needs my name on it.
  19. work today is like one of those dreams where the big bad is chasing you and you just...can't...run...fast...enough
  20. genius from Josh: "I knew it was probably my fault, I just wasn't sure how"