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brendonuriesays

  1. love books with short chapters. makes me feel smarter. thanks, david sedaris.
  2. My language is a mix between English and outlandish (via @deathoftheparty)
  3. @TheIanCrawford haha just a couple o' pimps
  4. @TheIanCrawford I need more allowance. yodelay-hee-hoo!
  5. "14,000 calories later I found myself at subway, powering through a footlong veggie on wheat..." awake from my food coma.
  6. "turkey-lurkey-dee and turkey-lurkey-doo. i love to eat turkey in my big brown shoe."
  7. Happy Turkey Day! let the tryptophan sink in.
  8. @petewentz yeah, man. make it to d-town, and the drinks and snacks are on me!
  9. @DallonBrobeck haha.. that made me lol
  10. detroit for thanksgiving. apparently it's so cold in the d, i'm gonna need to wear some layers. i'm thankful for clothes.
  11. listening to ELO's A New World Record whilst playing GTAIV. one word... epic.
  12. watching 24 Hour Party People. shower and a shave.
  13. i'm flooding out the bad thoughts, with swills of sour and scotch.
  14. Dear Lay's, I love your Lightly Salted potato chips. Not only are they delicious, but there's half the sodium as original. Thnx that is all.
  15. @DallonBrobeck "in-famous?... IN famous?..."
  16. "we could take a walk, and you could kiss me on the veranda..." "oh, lips would be fine..." haha i love the Three Amigos!
  17. i'm really loving "phrazes for the young," especially "4 chords" and this song... http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  18. @zackdft by far the longest letter ever. thanks for helping me read it, homie.
  19. you know you've got to gimme some more... of your rolos... http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  20. i'm not much of a "shit-talker" when it comes to video games (see: games), but if you wanna collect coins together, i'm your guy. ;)