brendonboydurie
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@ Miss you too, poot. Lets "Lady & the Tramp" one of those sandwiches together soon.
5:37 PM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to RyanGottshall
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"Thrust no one." - Agent Mulder's daily sex addict affirmation
8:18 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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You can't fuck with Rod Stewart.
8:17 PM May 6th
via Twitter for iPhone
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"'Ello. I'm Michael Caine." - Michael Caine
7:10 PM May 6th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ My pops just gave me some old clubs of his. We've gotta swing our balls around a course together soon.
10:13 PM May 5th
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in reply to ZackCloudHall
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Where the hell have I been?
9:05 PM May 4th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Aw, shucks. Thanks, guys.
9:47 AM Apr 12th
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in reply to DecentlyFunny
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To: Madison & Kat,
Thank you for the gifts. You're awesome. (And hello to Todd & Dori, true gentlemen.)
6:56 PM Apr 10th
via Camera on iOS
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He has risen, my Lord Herman Cain.
9:43 AM Apr 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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“@: New Panic! album demo: ” For a sec, I thought you were gonna play a song that ISN'T going on the record.
5:38 PM Apr 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Matthew McConaughey Reprises "Dazed And Confused" Character In Music Video
7:34 PM Apr 5th
via BuzzFeed.com
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@ how can I say no?!
8:38 PM Apr 3rd
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to butchwalker
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I think I look like David the Gnome on my new bike. If David the Gnome was an unrelenting badass.
8:26 PM Apr 3rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Who wants to come hang out?
6:43 PM Apr 3rd
via Instagram
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Our first ride in la @
5:35 PM Apr 3rd
via Instagram
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@ One word: Hell yeah.
11:43 AM Apr 2nd
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to shanevaldes
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@ Surely, this should happen soon. Sorry for calling you Shirley.
8:52 PM Mar 29th
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in reply to chrisphelps_com
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“@: @ & @ sure stuffed a lot of meat into their mouths tonight.” Hell yeah.
8:20 PM Mar 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Guys, good news. I got a 99% on my California Driver's Written Exam, so I'm a super knowledgable driver. And knowing is half the battle.
6:10 PM Mar 28th
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“@: @ wanna cyber ;) asl” Haha. Just took me back to 1996.
6:04 PM Mar 28th
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