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  1. MailChimp: best damn web service I've ever used. Makes the sordid business of email marketing seem righteous and cool. With added monkeys! 2:51 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  2. 2 years will rot your brain. From SQL god to someone who using Google for join syntax! 11:48 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  3. @dozyatom 5900 last try. But I was drunk, tired and had one eye closed. And I was watching TV. 1:57 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to dozyatom
  4. Sometimes I have such low expectations of myself, I can't help but think I'm awesome. I suspect a paranoid narcissist dichotomy at work. 2:30 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  5. Coffee receptors are located right to the sex receptors in the brain. Sometimes I think there's an excitement overlap. Not sure which way. 1:04 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  6. Sometimes Microsoft is so cringingly pathetic, that one simply cannot construct a sentence of sufficient ridicule. http://bit.ly/3tOuU5 11:41 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  7. @mregensberg and that was the most interesting twitter post I've read in a while (I can't say tweet - I'd rather be fisted) 11:51 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to mregensberg
  8. Andy finds a monument to my family's illustrious past at Gare du Nord, Paris. http://yfrog.com/1xt6oj 5:06 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  9. Legless woman almost becomes legless woman. http://bit.ly/2rv65h 5:51 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  10. Weird. My iPhone just unlocked itself for no reason. Bonus! http://yfrog.com/41un6p 5:52 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  11. @mikaelgrev I'd argue it was crap even before day 1. It's a perfect example of something that is worth less than the sum of it's parts. 1:09 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to mikaelgrev
  12. And finally SAA for being the FAIL encyclopedia of web design. Ugly, broken, backward, hideous, broken, repulsive and broken. And ugly. 4:44 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  13. Qatar Air for proving that sometimes it's the little things that drive you to blind rage. Can't chose the day, until you choose a month?! 4:42 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  14. Air Namibia for being everything anyone would ever need in an Airline website, ultimately let down by a dead (as in parrot) payment gateway. 4:40 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  15. British Airways for bad Javascript regressions on Safari. And for being quite ugly. 4:37 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  16. The following airlines need to be shamed for crimes against the Internet: 4:36 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  17. Wonders why all SAT3 bandwidth simultaneously dropped from 440kB/s to 30kB/s. Are the Telkom gnomes downloading porn at 2am? 4:16 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  18. @dozyatom Glad to see business is so brush. Life's not a competition dude. Until I beat you of course. 5:24 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to dozyatom
  19. I ran 6198m before falling to my death on my iPhone. http://www.canabalt.com/ 8:56 AM Oct 31st from API
  20. I've had it! There's no such term as ICT! It's redundant, tautological and more importantly, invented by David Blunkett. Fucking politicians 1:25 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie