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  1. Never had to wait so long for a boarding pass in my life. Bad continental!2:36 AM Jul 2nd from txt
  2. @Blayne hahahahahahaha I was wondering why the hell you called me!5:59 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to Blayne
  3. I rock at setting out of the office messages on my voicemail. First try baby! I wish I could download that off and save it, its so awesome.1:51 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFox
  4. @kimberleyanaya You're starting to sound like @helen_keller. I hope everything is all right.9:32 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to kimberleyanaya
  5. @Blayne I won't be back in town until July 13th. Sorry.9:30 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to Blayne
  6. Who wants to drive me to the airport at 5:15 Thursday morning? :-)7:59 PM Jun 30th from web
  7. @marvthegrate We will be running through Frankfort. I wonder if they can give me one of their express distillery tours.8:39 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFox in reply to marvthegrate
  8. I think I just was put on a team for http://www.bourbonchase.com/ Should be fun!8:11 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFox
  9. "Our vision is to have every book ever printed, in any language, all available in under 60 seconds." ... more amazing if it was searchable.11:56 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
  10. RT: @JasonCalacanis: Amazing story on the genius of Bezos/Amazon http://bit.ly/19wnB011:53 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
  11. Pretty amazing. http://bit.ly/vDOTW Ambidextrous people freak me out a little. I'm not gonna lie.11:20 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
  12. But can they ring the banana phone? http://bit.ly/qDr5Y11:39 AM Jun 25th from TwitterFox
  13. RT: @Blayne: First good "laptop hunters" commercial: http://bit.ly/VrZjA5:34 AM Jun 25th from TwitterFox
  14. GTC Hero is android with native support for flash. Nice. http://tinyurl.com/lk9ahp6:17 AM Jun 24th from TwitterFox
  15. Absolutely Moooving. : -) http://bit.ly/VtMPL9:29 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox
  16. @LauraLeu Anal bum cover?9:26 AM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox in reply to LauraLeu
  17. Would you have kicked the kid out? http://www.reuters.com/arti... I don't see how this is gender bias.9:36 AM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
  18. OMG HACKS! http://www.fbhive.com/ I'm starting to envy some of my friends that are not on facebook.7:01 AM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
  19. @kimberleyanaya haha, yes i passed! I wasn't really worried about that, but if you have any beer on your breath they have to check you out.7:49 AM Jun 21st from TwitterFox in reply to kimberleyanaya
  20. Fucking checkpoints. Cop tries to move my car while I get a sobriety test and stalls it 3 times. Thanks officer. I'll send you a bill.11:42 PM Jun 20th from TwitterFox
  • Name brendanpants
  • Location Raleigh, NC
  • Bio Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
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