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  1. I miss the Htoo Twins.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. The latest Fresh Produce show is amazing. Great Big Boi track plus Lee Daniels, Hot 8 Brass Band, etc.: http://bit.ly/4laAKu5:26 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  3. "Tanzanian Prisons Named the Most Disciplined Team in the League." Why does that not surprise me?: http://bit.ly/2flpTt8:56 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  4. @joeljohnson Makes sense. So I reckon the hairnets are to conceal the germination pustules.8:29 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to joeljohnson
  5. @justpat Thanks for the clarification. I suspected the olfactory culprit was pulverized hog anus. Glad to know I was wrong.7:32 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to justpat
  6. All college cafeterias the world over smell exactly the same. Why is that?6:56 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  7. Just wasted four hours trying to shoehorn "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" into my column. Now subbing in a "Smokey & the Bandit" reference.2:03 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  8. Trying to work the word "zaftig" into this column. It's a challenge.9:47 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  9. @thehighsign Nice one, but I prefer Cookie Monster and the Box o' Mystery: http://bit.ly/HhpE612:04 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to thehighsign
  10. How heedless McCarthyism helped build China's missile program: http://bit.ly/3Xbrx710:24 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  11. Godspeed, fair FOIA requests. May you alight safely on the desk of someone devoid of bitterness.8:11 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  12. Romantic tip o' the day: Never tell your wife her hair resembles that of a fundamentalist Mormon child bride.6:16 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  13. Father Divine lives large in "Kingdom of Heaven #1," circa 1935: http://bit.ly/3JWRAW12:39 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  14. "Heroic Englishmen of a certain class consider purring a sport. It is really scientific shin-kicking...": http://bit.ly/E789m11:15 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  15. @SusannahFox I've got one for you. Swing by Harlem anytime to pick it up. Apologies in advance for the moth holes.9:59 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to SusannahFox
  16. Columnist non-ironically compares Sarah Palin to...Ernest Shackleton? Really?: http://bit.ly/2JZBHf9:41 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  17. Stoke your monkey's inner Gaugin: http://bit.ly/3ygqIA7:30 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  18. @Brian_Ashcraft I'm glad my son wasn't here when I clicked on that link. Would've scarred him for life.7:00 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Brian_Ashcraft
  19. I genuinely admire Cookie Monster's single-minded dedication to the pursuit of cookies. But I bet it makes him tough to live with.5:21 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  20. @justpat I've found it helps to put a miniature 3 Musketeers bar in the envelope. Feds love nougat.2:18 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to justpat