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  1. @LeighJKBoerner Many thanks! Love it when I rack up the praise. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LeighJKBoerner
  2. Forgot my noise-canceling headphones. An omen for the day equivalent to mama cooking breakfast with hog. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Hard not to love an election-rigging scandal that involves a Georgia sheriff and a dude named Bobo: http://bit.ly/4WQRVf about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. I just learned a ridiculous amount about the Cheetos production process. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Lessons for fake kidnappers, starting with "ask for more than a couple hundred bucks": http://bit.ly/67LEOr 10:40 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. Nikolai Vavilov, blogging from beyond the grave: http://bit.ly/5tu1wl 10:18 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. $1,000 reward posted in the Case of the Headless Panther: http://bit.ly/7yqZXw 6:27 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. The most vicious Cade McNown takedown in existence: http://bit.ly/13bhXt 6:28 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  9. Why does the Wikipedia article on the 7th Floor Crew keep getting pulled?: http://bit.ly/6gwttG 6:13 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  10. Love Sunday Night Football's cable-cam view after scores or turnovers. It'll be an option for all broadcast sports soon enough. 5:59 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  11. RT @blam: Why you never let an 8-year-old pack his own bag: http://twitpic.com/qknqb (via @crecenteb) 5:48 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  12. Michael Vick is back. Big 3rd-and-1 conversion. 5:38 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  13. Christmas music at the dollar store. Holiday season already outta hand. 1:04 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  14. Can't get the original version of "Tom Drunk" out of my head: http://bit.ly/5un0CI 6:31 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  15. @thehighsign Don't forget the $10 cover charge! Or the fact it was held in Suite #120 of the Petroleum Club of Alaska. Raucous! 1:11 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to thehighsign
  16. Least enticing party invite of all time: http://bit.ly/7sWa2s 1:00 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. Remembering a phony Navy SEAL: http://bit.ly/8eZ4BG 11:08 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  18. Airbags versus RPGs: http://bit.ly/4qQtWm 10:44 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  19. When someone begins a sentence with "Not to nitpick, but...," nitpicking inevitably ensues. 9:46 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  20. No sci-fi movie worth its salt should ever have a subplot about interplanetary taxation. 7:05 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck