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  1. If u can't get on Star magazine's list of best beach bods, get on Star magazine's list of worst beach bods. #AllOrNothin #Snackin about 8 hours ago from web
  2. Doin some Thanksgiving shopping. Just the essentials, blu rays and laser discs. 1:05 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. Pretty great. RT @80miles Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young singing "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" http://bit.ly/8bhDpT http://bit.ly/6xrD8k 7:53 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. Coors Light. The last mistake that werewolf ever made. 6:51 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Levi Johnston changes name to Levi Johnson. 1:11 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. Neil Patrick Harris benefited from taking nickname NPH. Lou Diamond Phillips, you listenin? 12:29 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. For the past half hour, coworker has been enterting "mummy attack," "pushy mummy," and "bad 'tude mummy" into google. #SadDelight 9:00 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. Cut my finger on paper towel dispenser in bathroom. #WorstPlacesToHaveOpenWounds 8:40 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. Funny video, great ending. RT @80miles Going Rogue has gone rogue. http://bit.ly/3E1blu/ 8:30 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. Told coworker she shouldn't go 2 Egypt, bc of mummy problems. A mummy pushed an old man down & stole his suitcase. She's going to wait to go 8:25 AM Nov 18th from web
  11. Just picked up 100 extra tix for Nickelback concert. Tweet me if you want in. 7:54 AM Nov 16th from web
  12. Best name to shout in glee: Deng! Xiaoping! 6:11 AM Nov 16th from web
  13. Best name to shout in rage: Deng! Xiaoping! 6:10 AM Nov 16th from web
  14. http://tinyurl.com/yeh6pdw Fake news anchor digs himself deeper and deeper re: chimp attack. Not for faint of heart. 8:29 PM Nov 14th from web
  15. Just overheard someone say "chocolate is my life." A single hershey tear rolled down my cheek. 7:34 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. Trust me, I'd rather be parasailing. #AbsolutelyNoDoubt 8:44 AM Nov 8th from web
  17. This summerhouse requires a boatload of horseradish. #horsefeathers 6:43 AM Nov 8th from web
  18. Friends call me sexy cupid. 11:18 AM Nov 6th from web
  19. @MMMMMackenzie where did you pick that delight up? 10:25 AM Oct 26th from web
  20. Every morning at work I have to get down on my hands and knees, to turn on my computer. 7:48 AM Oct 21st from web