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  1. "there has got to be money to be made from writing erotic fiction. maybe with viggo mortenson"
  2. TORONTO on the 20th! ya! RT @kkingdomm - canada tour confirmed ~ ottawa dec 18 / montreal dec 19 / toronto dec 20 / winnipeg dec 21 --- YEP!
  3. dinner at a place run exclusively by ex-cons for company christmas partay. somehow doubtful that they charge you $35 for steak in jail.
  4. Moment of terrifying clarity upon realizing that Miley Cyrus is Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter. #welcometomindfuckvillepopulationme
  5. taken from the wildly offensive (but probably satirical) http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
  6. "there was also the fear that the idea was just a slippery slope down the path of glory hole construction"
  7. we are completely sans soleil today. Lake Ontario looks like a grey wall several blocks from my apartment window. cola + graphic design day!
  8. http://twitpic.com/rftn5 - pompadour in 2010?
  9. "i can't believe it sounds like I'm asking you to get me panties so you can sleep over"
  10. whenever i see feral pigeons panicking on king/dufferin, i think of you.
  11. attn @tusked @casselb the only thing cooler than grad school is making songs with fake english lyrics. amazin. http://biturl.net/?cnp6v8
  12. coworker: "I need you to look at this design pattern for me - does that look like a cat anus in the pattern to you?"
  13. I did a @Mixpak interview with @HarvardBass, who is a pretty excellent dude. http://bit.ly/2r9nX9
  14. @tusked may i suggest http://muumuuhouse.com/ instead of twitter
  15. @azizansari i agree. hilariously good, it is one of the only shows i'm watching religiously.
  16. watching the new beyonce video, i need to take a cold shower http://biturl.net/?ergrg6
  17. @TerenceX welcome to helllll
  18. when i say 'singing' i moreso mean '30 seconds of screeching feedback followed by 10 seconds of garbled talk/sing' - not Vybz Kartel quality
  19. Rastafarian guy in the building across from me has acquired a microphone hooked up to a big speaker and is singing stuff. also he's on drugs
  20. a series of spliced together video game clips from bad actors, or the peak of existential despair? http://bitURL.net/?vh34nv