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breinnthefaker

  1. "And he's the SCC basketball coach. AKA, he's a cutthroat nigga." - @natalielouwho, on Brian "Little Mac" Turner.
  2. "You know what I hate? More than anything? Calender math." - @natalielouwho @onlyastoner
  3. "Your dad fucking raised you to be Liam Neeson's daughter in Taken." - Natalie Hall, on my dad's parenting.
  4. RT @bmweiners Remember: just because we can't see you reading 50 Shades of Grey on your Kindle does not mean that God can't.
  5. Nicki Minaj looking 12 year old bitch at the Circle K. #itsnotastereotypeifitstrue
  6. We both say we single. And we both lying.
  7. I had a great time last night, thanks for the invite friends! #ohwait
  8. Accidentally taught Jayden to tell people to be safe when they leave. #bestthingever
  9. Open rebuke is better than silent love.
  10. @JUNGLECATsaywat I don't have your number and I need it girl. Thought you dropped off the face of the planet.
  11. No one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves, myself included. So I guess I shouldn't be too caught up on it.
  12. It's official, I have no friends.
  13. Watching Hollywood Treasure for the first time, wishing @ChristopherM304 was here because he'd totally appreciate it.
  14. @natalielouwho Send me a pic, bishhh
  15. @natalielouwho NOOO! I love that thing!
  16. My mom just bought a small ass bottle patron silver for 30 bucks for her friend's birthday. What the hell.
  17. Gone is Taken w/o Liam and with a girl avenger who's not Columbiana so fuck that. #karenshouldnevershootagun
  18. Hey Cedar Rapids kids, is Jeff still in session?
  19. I might've just dumped out half a handle of something because I honestly couldnt bring myself to trust any open container in my house. #sad
  20. @MissPaigeElise That's so sad!