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  1. @WriteEditRepeat Seriously! Just a matter of time...
  2. Am watching Yo Gabba Gabba perform in the Macy's Parade, but with the sound off and Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" playing on iPod. Much better.
  3. I will kill in Iceland, peeps: http://www.workitmom.com/bl...
  4. H: (threatening) I've got a tissue with my germs on it and I'm not afraid to use it. Her dad: Great. She's already into biological warfare.
  5. @spotcoolstuff If you had not been born, think of all the crappy stuff we'd be spotting. #supersaturdays
  6. @softandcozy Awww!! I've never been a #ff! Bless your softandcozy heart! Xoxo
  7. I am Florence Porcinegale. Love me up. I need serious strength, my peeps. http://www.workitmom.com/bl... #h1n1 #swineflu
  8. @KarenCordano you make me pee.
  9. Sophie, age 8: "Remember when Hannah had an imaginary boyfriend named Bobby? And then they were totally passe."
  10. Reeling in horror at the Victoria's Secret commercial that promises two more cup sizes. Just. No. Lordy. No.
  11. Because Caroline Ingalls and sexting go together like ... ok. Read it anyway. http://bit.ly/4r9Pwx
  12. People rake...but the leaves keep falling. I will never understand. When the snow melts, everyone has the same amount of ICK on their lawn.
  13. Taking an informal poll. Who out here of the single-with-kids posse would do it all over again the same way? However you got here?
  14. I pimp myself, therefore, I am. Weekly. Please, no crickets. Get a girlfriend out of bed. http://www.WorkItMom.com/bl...
  15. Single mamas can work it, baby. Watch this space for deet tweets on my new weekly gig! (shakes ample but lovely rump at you)
  16. If I see one more tweet that says "Paranormal Activity sacred me," I am writing to Apple to say there must be a cure for tweet-dyslexia.
  17. @KeithGroller Ooooh...that IS bad. Crikey.
  18. Phillies need Edward from Twilight to swoop in and do some Designated Vampire Hitter magic right about now or I am going to scream.
  19. @shelbytwest Night-night, baby. I owe you a long good email. Xo
  20. @lettergirl Oh! You are an angel. Thank you. Thank you. Xoxo