breedemandweep
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@ Seriously! Just a matter of time...
8:04 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
in reply to WriteEditRepeat
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Am watching Yo Gabba Gabba perform in the Macy's Parade, but with the sound off and Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" playing on iPod. Much better.
7:56 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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I will kill in Iceland, peeps:
8:32 PM Nov 25th
from web
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H: (threatening) I've got a tissue with my germs on it and I'm not afraid to use it. Her dad: Great. She's already into biological warfare.
2:52 PM Nov 21st
from web
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@ If you had not been born, think of all the crappy stuff we'd be spotting.
9:56 AM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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@ Awww!! I've never been a ! Bless your softandcozy heart! Xoxo
10:30 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
in reply to softandcozy
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I am Florence Porcinegale. Love me up. I need serious strength, my peeps.
8:23 PM Nov 17th
from web
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@ you make me pee.
6:26 PM Nov 17th
from Echofon
in reply to KarenCordano
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Sophie, age 8: "Remember when Hannah had an imaginary boyfriend named Bobby? And then they were totally passe."
2:06 PM Nov 14th
from web
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Reeling in horror at the Victoria's Secret commercial that promises two more cup sizes. Just. No. Lordy. No.
6:56 PM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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Because Caroline Ingalls and sexting go together like ... ok. Read it anyway.
4:28 AM Nov 11th
from web
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People rake...but the leaves keep falling. I will never understand. When the snow melts, everyone has the same amount of ICK on their lawn.
10:24 AM Nov 7th
from web
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Taking an informal poll. Who out here of the single-with-kids posse would do it all over again the same way? However you got here?
9:51 AM Nov 4th
from web
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I pimp myself, therefore, I am. Weekly. Please, no crickets. Get a girlfriend out of bed.
8:34 AM Nov 4th
from web
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Single mamas can work it, baby. Watch this space for deet tweets on my new weekly gig! (shakes ample but lovely rump at you)
7:47 PM Nov 3rd
from Echofon
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If I see one more tweet that says "Paranormal Activity sacred me," I am writing to Apple to say there must be a cure for tweet-dyslexia.
5:20 AM Nov 1st
from Echofon
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@ Ooooh...that IS bad. Crikey.
8:04 PM Oct 31st
from Echofon
in reply to KeithGroller
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Phillies need Edward from Twilight to swoop in and do some Designated Vampire Hitter magic right about now or I am going to scream.
7:59 PM Oct 31st
from TweetDeck
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@ Night-night, baby. I owe you a long good email. Xo
7:48 PM Oct 31st
from Echofon
in reply to shelbytwest
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@ Oh! You are an angel. Thank you. Thank you. Xoxo
1:01 PM Oct 31st
from Echofon
in reply to lettergirl
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- Name Jenn Mattern
- Location Berkshires
- Web http://www.breede...
- Bio Bawdy serving wench in a past life.
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