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breeawn

Surrounded by hardcore granolas. Just take me out for some drunken Jack-In-the-Box and don't try to judge. You say healthy, I say drive- ...

breeawn "it's 25 here!" "and you're going 75!!!" "i can't breathe!!" "i wanna be famous before i die!!" match all quotes to the 4 girls in the car.
breeawn One of my trademark quotes is now being used in a stand-up comedy routine. Uh...?
breeawn He just said, "I've been in other countries... like South America." pause. "... And New England."
breeawn ... And regret being seen there in the morning.
breeawn You stumble into a place like this.
breeawn http://twitpic.com/5b4v - This explains so much.
breeawn The guy with the maroon and white (striped) shirt surely has bodies under his house. Beware. Seriously.
breeawn Um, it just got very 8.5 in here. Vegas, you will understand what this means. Everyone else: I mean gay. Literally. Plus vodka.
breeawn Bros singing karaoke... post keg stand/frat party/beer bong. Funny has been redefined. Douchebag, too. Also redefine that. Rad.
breeawn Oh, and she can fucking. sing.
breeawn Karaok(e?)ing with a girl who looks like Ashlee Simspon. But pretty, unfertilized, and sans Pete Wentz. She's fun.
breeawn "Take Me Or Leave Me". From Rent. With Madeline. At WT karaoke. With vodka.
breeawn WT karaoke (plus vodka) will save your life. And mine.
breeawn Yes. Yes yes yes. This is of the good. The better. The drunk. Wait. What?
breeawn Life is making me feel unnecessarily emo so I'm going out to drown myself in liquor and teach myself a lesson.
breeawn I'm in the mood to throw things away.
breeawn Totally just broke into my own house. Realizing I should've been a gymnast. I was spotted, though. And I am brown. Hm....
breeawn My tattoo has healed.
breeawn Today is different.