breeawn
- Just got out of the PDX Tori Amos concert. "Humbling" is my one-word, I'm-too-intoxicated-to-review-this-on-Twitter concert review.11:07 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
- We couldn't get 'Stand By Me'? 'The Goonies' = lame. http://is.gd/1u4jw4:55 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- That "annual sale" sounds like zero fun now that the middle N and U in "annual" have gone missing.2:04 PM Jul 10th from UberTwitter
- @tomcunningham (...Or the Clap! Whichever.)12:09 AM Jul 10th from UberTwitter in reply to tomcunningham
- @tomcunningham Give them a hi-five!12:08 AM Jul 10th from UberTwitter in reply to tomcunningham
- @nick86 No.9:50 PM Jul 9th from UberTwitter in reply to nick86
- First name basis with one of my top five favorite musicians makes NEVER HAVING A FUCKING DAY OFF almost seem worth it.8:16 PM Jul 9th from UberTwitter
- RT @erniehalter: Every1's blastin OG MJ. But where were y'all a few years ago? I need shirt that says "I liked MJ before he was dead."5:08 PM Jul 9th from UberTwitter
- "Would you like to awake the dormant passion within your soul?"4:50 PM Jul 8th from UberTwitter
- @nick86 Is that a black joke?5:38 PM Jul 7th from UberTwitter in reply to nick86
- Apparently my goal is to create a landscape of dimply pockets along my outer thighs by Friday. Mmm... chocolate.5:24 PM Jul 7th from UberTwitter
- Oh, good. The neighbors saved all of the fireworks that sound like drive-by gunfire for tonight! #earlycardiacarrest9:00 PM Jul 6th from web
- It'd take me 1 hr to get ready IF I showered, shaved, straightened my hair, and laid down for 20 mins. WTF, women?! Get your shit together.2:05 PM Jul 6th from web
- If this gyro gives me food poisoning, it will make sense. #saturdaymarket http://myloc.me/7TSf4:40 PM Jul 5th from UberTwitter
- http://twitpic.com/9dmu7 - Dirty Projectors!12:33 AM Jul 5th from TwitPic
- No offense Holocene but you're, like, the worse venue I've ever been to ever. Good thing (for you that) Dirty Projectors are so amazing.12:15 AM Jul 5th from UberTwitter
- I'll see your Fourth of July fireworks and raise you Dirty Projectors, America. http://myloc.me/7IZb9:16 PM Jul 4th from UberTwitter
- Hipsters tell really boring stories. Sorry, hipsters.8:26 PM Jul 4th from UberTwitter
- Gangsters in a minivan!3:56 PM Jul 4th from UberTwitter
- "Hangovers are so I-just-turned-21-and-I-drink-my-booze-from-a-plastic-bottle. The best hangover deterrent is moderation and class."3:27 PM Jul 4th from UberTwitter
|
|