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  1. Just got out of the PDX Tori Amos concert. "Humbling" is my one-word, I'm-too-intoxicated-to-review-this-on-Twitter concert review.
  2. We couldn't get 'Stand By Me'? 'The Goonies' = lame. http://is.gd/1u4jw
  3. That "annual sale" sounds like zero fun now that the middle N and U in "annual" have gone missing.
  4. @tomcunningham (...Or the Clap! Whichever.)
  5. @tomcunningham Give them a hi-five!
  6. @nick86 No.
  7. First name basis with one of my top five favorite musicians makes NEVER HAVING A FUCKING DAY OFF almost seem worth it.
  8. RT @erniehalter: Every1's blastin OG MJ. But where were y'all a few years ago? I need shirt that says "I liked MJ before he was dead."
  9. "Would you like to awake the dormant passion within your soul?"
  10. @nick86 Is that a black joke?
  11. Apparently my goal is to create a landscape of dimply pockets along my outer thighs by Friday. Mmm... chocolate.
  12. Oh, good. The neighbors saved all of the fireworks that sound like drive-by gunfire for tonight! #earlycardiacarrest
  13. It'd take me 1 hr to get ready IF I showered, shaved, straightened my hair, and laid down for 20 mins. WTF, women?! Get your shit together.
  14. If this gyro gives me food poisoning, it will make sense. #saturdaymarket http://myloc.me/7TSf
  15. http://twitpic.com/9dmu7 - Dirty Projectors!
  16. No offense Holocene but you're, like, the worse venue I've ever been to ever. Good thing (for you that) Dirty Projectors are so amazing.
  17. I'll see your Fourth of July fireworks and raise you Dirty Projectors, America. http://myloc.me/7IZb
  18. Hipsters tell really boring stories. Sorry, hipsters.
  19. Gangsters in a minivan!
  20. "Hangovers are so I-just-turned-21-and-I-drink-my-booze-from-a-plastic-bottle. The best hangover deterrent is moderation and class."