breeawn
Surrounded by hardcore granolas. Just take me out for some drunken Jack-In-the-Box and don't try to judge. You say healthy, I say drive- ...
| breeawn "it's 25 here!" "and you're going 75!!!" "i can't breathe!!" "i wanna be famous before i die!!" match all quotes to the 4 girls in the car. |
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| breeawn One of my trademark quotes is now being used in a stand-up comedy routine. Uh...? |
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| breeawn He just said, "I've been in other countries... like South America." pause. "... And New England." |
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| breeawn ... And regret being seen there in the morning. |
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| breeawn You stumble into a place like this. |
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| breeawn http://twitpic.com/5b4v - This explains so much. |
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| breeawn The guy with the maroon and white (striped) shirt surely has bodies under his house. Beware. Seriously. |
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| breeawn Um, it just got very 8.5 in here. Vegas, you will understand what this means. Everyone else: I mean gay. Literally. Plus vodka. |
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| breeawn Bros singing karaoke... post keg stand/frat party/beer bong. Funny has been redefined. Douchebag, too. Also redefine that. Rad. |
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| breeawn Oh, and she can fucking. sing. |
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| breeawn Karaok(e?)ing with a girl who looks like Ashlee Simspon. But pretty, unfertilized, and sans Pete Wentz. She's fun. |
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| breeawn "Take Me Or Leave Me". From Rent. With Madeline. At WT karaoke. With vodka. |
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| breeawn WT karaoke (plus vodka) will save your life. And mine. |
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| breeawn Yes. Yes yes yes. This is of the good. The better. The drunk. Wait. What? |
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| breeawn Life is making me feel unnecessarily emo so I'm going out to drown myself in liquor and teach myself a lesson. |
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| breeawn I'm in the mood to throw things away. |
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| breeawn Totally just broke into my own house. Realizing I should've been a gymnast. I was spotted, though. And I am brown. Hm.... |
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| breeawn My tattoo has healed. |
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| breeawn Today is different. |
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