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  1. Sadly, my real life usually doesn't involve an arsenal and BBQ.
  2. Pizza coma.
  3. the elementary school Halloween parade is always the highlight of my year at work. Sad.
  4. It's nice to see that my bacon waffles live on. http://tinyurl.com/yz37sdu
  5. 55 minutes until Gun Nuts
  6. I'll say this for crappy vampire novels - they're bringing lots of bored housewives into libraries, upping our circ.
  7. I think I want to be a czar too.
  8. My mom's neighbor makes his own wine. Too much temptation, not enough time.
  9. Holly just saw buttcrack. Sadly this is not a uncommon occurrence at the lieberry.
  10. @markokloos I am all in favor of heads on pikes.
  11. "what's your name?" Breda (she writes down R-i-t-a) No, BREda. (she writes down R-i-...) Breda! B! BREda. B-R-E... (argh.)
  12. I should start a daily tally of how many teenagers can't read an analog clock
  13. I would like some camouflage pants. Do they make them in "almost midget"?
  14. Thunderstorm!
  15. @GlockednLoaded we finally got some summer!
  16. Today's library performance brought to you by a cast of thousands. (Okay, maybe not THAT many)
  17. Earl Grey, shaken, not stirred
  18. RT Zoya 5000 for free polish (we want 5000 followers by Aug 3)! Follow @zoya_nailpolish
  19. For the people of Iran. #IranElection http://bit.ly/3Qaul
  20. iPhone insomnia