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  1. Mom's spent all morning in the magical food room, but I haven't gotten any magical food. Also haven't had a walk. Unionizing and striking. 12:21 PM Dec 6th from Brizzly
  2. ... gonna chase some squirrels, roll in poo like doggies do, oh do da day! </singing> 3:53 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly
  3. <singing> walkies at the lake with dad, doo da doo da, bestest time I've ever had, oh doo da day! gonna chase some geese... 3:51 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly
  4. Saw a lady covered in squirrels, but mom was all,"I said sit!" (lame), and then we saw 3 more squirrels and I hunted them very well. Go ME! 12:01 PM Dec 4th from Brizzly
  5. Went to PetFuX and got treats and toys and food and attention and smells and... wow, it was awesome. Home now. Sux. 7:36 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  6. @nohat Oh... that's cousin Vinnie. His dark secret: no sense of smell whatsoever. It's sad, really. 12:20 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  7. Putting my best sulk on and getting ignored. This totally violates doggie protocol. I want my money back. 12:09 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  8. http://twitpic.com/rlnac - Back to work? But I'm so tired! *paws snooze button* 9:36 AM Nov 30th from TwitPic
  9. Making the biggest mess ever. And I don't have to clean it. {:0-) 9:24 PM Nov 29th from Brizzly
  10. And now I have hiccups. Swell. 3:32 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  11. I hate the wet. It's ruined everything. Back to bed. {:0( 3:30 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  12. Already a great day. Cat on the fence for chasing/barking. Numerous mentions of turkey. While not chicken, I'll make a special exception. 10:06 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  13. Gradually encroaching. Soon, the bed will be MINE! 8:02 AM Nov 25th from mobile web
  14. Giving subtle hints. INSIDE INSIDE INSIDE INSIDE! 12:22 AM Nov 25th from Brizzly
  15. Giving subtle hunts. OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE OUTSIDE! 12:19 AM Nov 25th from Brizzly
  16. How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a guard dog. Now if you need someone sniffed to death, or an eye taken out with a tail... 6:46 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  17. Another: "A bird in the hand is worth smelling and possibly eating before moving onto the two in the bush." 4:34 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  18. Old doggish saying: "Tree you once, shame on you. Tree you twice, shame on me." 4:33 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  19. @salmonday *licks* *wiggles* *stompy paws* *sniffs for rat cousins* *gentle nibbles on ratties* *remorse when corrected* *licks for ratties* 11:48 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  20. Nobody loves me and wants to take me for Christmas. AWOOOOOO! 11:03 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  • Name Breanut
  • Location My Territory, CA
  • Bio I'm a dog. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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