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BREAKING: Carroll Shelby insists he will continue to ride the coattails of Carroll Shelby in the same way he has for the last 40 years.
2:42 PM Jan 5th
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BREAKING: Devon GTX aborted with Viper cancellation, no word on how SSC Aero will fare with next year's Ford Focus redesign.
12:31 PM Jan 5th
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Happy birthday to returning champion Michael Schumacher, who turns 41 and overconfident today.
9:29 AM Jan 3rd
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REPORT: Fiat CEO Sergio Marchionne admits concerns about market overlap between Ferrari California and Chrysler Sebring convertible.
11:25 AM Jan 2nd
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While drinking together, the FIA board of directors will awkwardly ask president Jean Todt how he "bagged Michelle Yeoh". @
8:50 PM Jan 1st
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Former FIA president Max Mosley will spend retirement with something he ominously refers to as his "thigh quota".
8:35 PM Jan 1st
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Sebastian Vettel will undergo puberty and discover the x-ray glasses he ordered do not actually work.
8:17 PM Jan 1st
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Saab CEO Ake Svensson's new years resolution, to stop crying and whispering to himself in the mirror, will be broken.
8:15 PM Jan 1st
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Michael Schumacher will answer all questions in interviews "I am not too old for this shit" in screamed German.
8:06 PM Jan 1st
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An anonymous source, Ralf Schumacher, will call you insisting he is in talks with Serbian, Italian and Malaysian teams.
8:00 PM Jan 1st
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A NASCAR fan in Tuscaloosa will, once, accidentally pronounce Juan Pablo Montoya's name correctly. @
7:46 PM Jan 1st
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Aston Martin will make viral videos for teenagers in 2003 for niche cars that aren't sold to the open market. ...Wait.
7:39 PM Jan 1st
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USA Today, Yahoo!Autos and AOL Auto will do everything they can to use the 2006 Saab Aero-X stock photo twice daily.
7:16 PM Jan 1st
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Bob Lutz will get federal grant for hard R&D on his alternative fuel strategy, minced Nerf footballs he finds in his yard.
7:09 PM Jan 1st
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Spyker will offer to buy the Chrysler's ENVI program, CEO Bob Nardelli in desperate bid to keep name in press.
7:05 PM Jan 1st
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REPORT: Bob Lutz refutes claim "GM couldn't sell pussy to sailors," insists doing just that is how he made his first million.
11:17 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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Cancelled HSV-010 and BrawnGP F1 success offer @ execs invaluable proof that every decision they've made since 2002 has been wrong.
4:03 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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BREAKING: Lexus says GS-F will not get LFA V10, declares that building a sedan that feels special "does not fit with Lexus ethos."
3:04 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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Taxpayers are no doubt pleased by the rational, measured move of buying into a financial clusterfuck so convoluted General Motors sold it.
1:44 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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BREAKING: US Govt to take majority stake in faltering Canadian ex-GM Chrysler-owned auto/real estate/pension financial clusterfuck GMAC.
1:42 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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