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  1. RT @eaxford: Holy shit! someone I don't know made a Sierra Needle music video! http://vimeo.com/8132110
  2. @AverageCabbage I followed you because we are both adjective/food rhymes.
  3. @NickFoden You also tried to hail a cab from the back seat of another cab.
  4. @KirkLarsen I just watched almost all of those crashes. Thanks for distracting me from work. I would have included Blues Brothers.
  5. @CapoteTDawg I just started Demonology. It is doing weird things to me.
  6. tequila is my spirit animal
  7. @NickFoden Stop tweeting celebrities they are never going to tweet you back, you twat.
  8. @travishelwig Okay are you on Wale's street team or something? Are you getting paid for these endorsements? Is Wale your mom? What gives?
  9. @gubbabump Come home! Pot roast is ready and I left my phone at work and now I feel like a jilted housewife! I'm hongray.
  10. I am going to see Sherman Alexie read tonight. Be jealous of my life.
  11. I wish I was running around with @puppy.
  12. I wish I was eating @taco.
  13. I wish I was drinking @beer.
  14. I can't hear the word "caulk" without laughing. Sounds like a dirty word said in a British accent.
  15. RT @tiwyf this is why Emily and I are fat.
  16. @NoonieToons Don't order the Kickin' Chicken.
  17. @gubbabump Please dress up for it.
  18. @robinmbrowne he looks like the Odalisque
  19. what about Blanket
  20. @nursenicole My family refers to it as "Eat meat til you hurl." It is also Brian Shea's favorite restaurant.