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Braunger

  1. “@chaddenick: @IanKarmel @Braunger I'll do you one better, I'm LITERALLY following him to Laughs in June.”/ My man.
  2. Seattle! Join me for @kirklandlaughs' 5 Year anniversary June 8th and 9th. Tickets here: laughscomedy.com/ticket_spotlig…
  3. Chicago! I'll be at @hideoutchicago Friday, June 15th! Tickets here: hideoutchicago.com/event/122283/ Pls RT, tell your friends, etc. Thanks!
  4. Chicago! Go see my pals @DavidKoechner and @Matt_Dwyer at the @ChiLaughFactory this weekend. Tickets: prod3.agileticketing.net/WebSales/pages…
  5. I think if I only had a day to live, I'd like to have Bobby Womack following me and making up songs about my actions.
  6. Keep an eye out for the official three day weekend mascot. That is, a businessman asleep behind a gentleman's club, covered in barf.
  7. You can't tell me the Men's Warehouse guy hasn't had someone thrown down an abandoned well at some point.
  8. @SlvrLakeJubilee is this weekend. I'm performing on Saturday. See you there, gang.
  9. My new @ComedyCentral hour special debuts Saturday, July 14th at 11:00. Put it in your calendar and thanks.
  10. My neighbor looks a lot like @KevinAvery. Keep expecting him to bust into song about gangsterism.
  11. I might be mixing up the books of my childhood, but The Great Gatsby is the one about the buried dogs that a red fern grows out of, right?
  12. @JessicaG272 Me too. Grew up there.
  13. Sheep Dip changed their label. Looks too cool now. That plus it being a good Scotch was part of its appeal. It's not cool, it's Sheep Dip.
  14. All right. All right, I'll wash the dishes! Just shut up, barking dogs outside!!
  15. Look, I get to slap anyone's ass. Why? Because I always say "good game" out loud.