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- I have impressed myself with my own mad sewing skillz. You haven't seen needlework like this since Trainspotting!about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
- "And I would die... without my penis..." http://bit.ly/1apcKVabout 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- "This would be better if everyone were naked."9:30 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Yesterday i was at the Oregon Country Fair, aka The Hippie Festval. Today I am at Bastille Day in the Pearl, aka the yuppie festival.1:58 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- An ideal topic for scholarly research: "Middle-aged yard fetish - an extension of primate grooming behavior?"12:02 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- "Eventually, we will look back on yesterday and laugh." Why wait? I'm laughing about it already!10:41 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- "You didn't come to a complete stop." My ass.4:30 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- Now the house on the -other- side of mine is for sale! Was it something I said?5:21 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @Lonnerz Add to that, "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with."3:37 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to Lonnerz
- I have whiplash from the change in weather! I'm not supposed to be wearing long pants in July!12:53 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Homemade gyros, hummus, greek salad and tiramisu. A very successful meal for the Fourth!7:54 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- @Lonnerz There's no Lara Croft option?7:11 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to Lonnerz
- Every single stage of this recipe is disgusting in appearance and smell! Except for the very last stage, just as it's ready to eat. :-)12:10 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @fool o/~ 'taint no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones...6:50 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to fool
- When I wear a sleeveless tee, I kinda feel like I should have a mullet too.11:28 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Repub editorial says Franken election to the Senate could mean *gasp* US adopting metric system. I wish! http://bit.ly/XhKze9:58 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- She said, "I need to figure the perfect time for microwaving the water so the pitcher rotates around until the handle is front again."9:06 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- @glowbird What's an "auto DM"?10:54 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to glowbird
- Didn't realize I was getting my eyes dialated at today's eye exam. This is gonna make for an interesting bike ride home. :-)10:54 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Optometrist wins over dentist, because there's nothing like, "Oh no, I hope she can't tell I don't floss often enough!" for your eyes.9:44 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
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- Name browse
- Location Portland, Oregon
- Web http://browse.liv...
- Bio A boy learning to pace himself and stretch himself, all at the same time. Dating the girls, geeking for The Man, massage, cooking, exploring. Decadent hedonism.
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