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brasseye

  1. The Queen now, of course, will proceed to the Shard, which is due to launch to the moon any moment before the crowds are rounded up and shot about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Fair play to the Queen. I'm already home and dry. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  3. You can come onto my flotilla, illa, illa eh eh about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  4. Jordon Henderson looks like he's won a competition to be here. #eng 10:58 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  5. Glen Johnson, unsurprisingly, has been dreadful on the ball. #eng 10:54 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  6. @claramps no, he looks great. Not given the ball away once, intelligent passes, doesnt try too much trickery. I'd be a delighted Chelsea fan 10:50 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to claramps
  7. @TheReturnOfBond still wrong! Good touch, good finish, can play a through pass, plus dribble and turn. 10:31 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to TheReturnOfBond
  8. @TheReturnOfBond nah you're wrong 10:23 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to TheReturnOfBond
  9. Ashley Young looks knackered mind #eng 10:06 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  10. Before the goal I was halfway through tweeting that there are at least 5 Belgian players I'd rather have playing for England today. 9:53 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  11. Super finish Welbeck. #eng 9:52 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  12. On my run I'm pretty sure I passed @apprenticelaura waiting at a bus stop with a suitcase on wheels. That taxi must have got VERY lost. 6:19 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  13. Woo hoo, my tweet about popcorn is in there! RT @HuffPostUKCom: Hang out the bunting - it's Twitter Jokes Of The Week! huff.to/LOtTte 9:14 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  14. Told our binman this morning that I'd rated the service 5 stars on the council website. He shrugged and said "I don't read refuse". 8:27 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  15. @doloreshaze 'When you cycled by/here began all my dreams' is one of my favourite Morrissey lines (don't rate the actual song too highly) 8:22 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to doloreshaze
  16. Just misread Thetrainline email subject as "Add a hotel to your train booking, sexy". (the final word was actually easy) 8:16 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  17. @caitlinmoran Where's the Jake Shears's arse? #predictable 8:02 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  18. @bpfootball They don't have 50k followers on my screen (108, in fact). 5:45 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to bpfootball
  19. #bbctennis Kuznetsova won this tournament in 2009 - surely not a huge shock? 5:28 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
  20. My girlfriend made me Japanese soup, I didn't like it so I threw it in her face. I'm such a Misogynist. 5:14 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck