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  1. @JoeyVonnoh Hitchens, Bin Laden, Olbermann, KSM, Al "debate is over" Gore, every talib, Mao... all great listeners? I love paradox, but...
  2. Rick Warren on MtP today: A fundamentalist, to him (Xtian, Muslim, Jewish, atheist...) is anyone "who has stopped listening." I like that.
  3. @FayZ Its easiest to give up completely.
  4. @Air1Paul I really like him. Love Soul Pancake, too. I'd say he's slightly more than slightly more famous.
  5. @rainnwilson Remember Clinton launching missiles in his general direction, in Afghanistan? That wasn't because he was "top 100. "
  6. @rainnwilson Luv your tweets, but top 100? Seriously? He was known to be behind the first WTC attacks, etc. Sorry, but he was #1.
  7. @rainnwilson It happened under Clinton, too. We heard the end of it.
  8. Now that Radio Shack calls itself "The Shack", it has made itself "hip" with me and I will now shop at it.
  9. @TruSoul4U How grand is this "shirt"?
  10. Beware men with grand plans.
  11. My wife's dream last night: I went and bought 300 toxic (?) puppies from a mill run by Wiccans. I woke up and had to apologize.
  12. @selenabug that was kinda the joke. It's always on myself...
  13. @thekelsmeister I even have time to follow up on follow-up tweets!
  14. People who "tweet" on Thanksgiving have no lives.
  15. T-Day Tip: I am sculpting stuffing in shape of turkey, then stuffing the cavity with actual turkey meat.
  16. RT @alanhirsch: The realm of God is dangerous. You must enter into it and not just seek information about it ~ Anthony Bloom
  17. Spending time today assembling Ikea furniture. And thinking of @stephendmason.
  18. Chilling in South Beach with my wife and probably people like Puffy and other cool people of our ilk.
  19. @Air1Paul The reason I didn't include Gaffigan is because 1) He's not as funny as the other people.
  20. Funniest comic acts ever: 1) Monty Python 2) Brian Regan 3) Steven Wright 4) Flight of the Conchords. This list is final.