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There are two kinds of people in this world. Men and women.3:06 PM Nov 12thfrom web
has decidedly lost his spare tire. Feels skinny. Contemplating growing it back...12:33 AM Nov 12thfrom web
Fuel man forgot to set his brakes and his truck backed into our jet. Stuck in portland and glad to know my day could be worse.6:42 PM Oct 22ndfrom Echofon
I would like to mount a light in a tree - so I can see. According to home depot's expertise, this is going to be a big nightmare :(5:12 PM Sep 18thfrom web
Tried cooking respectable food in a kitchen tonight. Nearly died. Kitchens are danger zones.8:06 PM Aug 27thfrom web
Loaned keys to dad on Saturday.... It's now thursday afternoon and I still haven't seen them. Never trust parents with your car.3:21 PM Aug 27thfrom web