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@kanyewest I thought of a perfect bio for you. "I love myself. You should too." about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kanyewest
Ha thanks! Cute enough to be copied by popular people I guess RT @pattySHOUTS I'm pretty sure @brandonrofl has the cutest background ever :) about 3 hours ago via web
My Favorites are pretty legit. I won't even lie. about 4 hours ago via web
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#nohomodontwork unless you're Lil Wayne. about 4 hours ago via web
I kind of want to believe that there's a God just so I can thank him for making such a perfect girl. about 17 hours ago via web
"Sometimes, my mom tries to be hip. but instead of calling us "homies" she calls us "homos"" about 18 hours ago via web
#FollowFriday @kayteemckibben She's the kindest, most courageous Vampaneze / werewolf to ever live. And she's freakin' better than you. :) about 19 hours ago via web
#Newsflash Saying you're "real" doesn't mean you are. Real people are just real, they don't brag about it. about 19 hours ago via web
Anyways... about 19 hours ago via web
Hmmm @TheKillerTruth wouldn't tell me how to upload a GIF, but he had no problem stealing my background. Not sure how I feel about this >.< about 19 hours ago via web
@TheKillerTruth Yeahhh nice background man! I think I've seen a similar one somewhere before... about 20 hours ago via web in reply to TheKillerTruth
@JBandHSforever You can use http://www.resizr.com/ or like 13924 other websites online to crop your picture :) about 20 hours ago via web in reply to JBandHSforever
I aim to please :) RT @dap4cammusic @brandonrofl OMG thank you! The black line under my picture is GONEEE! :D about 20 hours ago via web
In layman's terms, make your picture a hotdog instead of a hamburger. Then the black bar will be gone when you upload it :) about 20 hours ago via web
I'll tell you how to fix it (almost) just because I'm nice. You have to crop the picture to be longer height-wise than width-wise. about 20 hours ago via web
Nobody believed me when I complained about the black bars. Now I see like half of Twitter with black bars under their pictures. Tsk tsk. about 20 hours ago via web
#HighSchoolTaughtMe that Billy Madison was right. We should all stay in elementary school as long as we can. about 23 hours ago via web
#TextThatGetNoReply "Forward this to 10 people if you love God. If you don't, you will burn in Hell for eternity." 3:00 PM Jul 30th via web
#TextThatGetNoReply "I'm pregnant" 2:47 PM Jul 30th via web

Name Brandon Elliott
Location United States
Web http://brandon-el...
Bio 18 yr old intellectual badass. I write because my mind is overflowing with thoughts & they need somewhere to go. My blog is brandoniswrite.com & I'm not afraid.