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BrandonKiser

  1. @keder they're awesome!
  2. @JazzShaw well I just ate them all, so...
  3. @keder I did. Then they wouldn't serve me anything!
  4. @gregb94 rooster practice.
  5. I have 6 York peppermint patties. How could I not be happy?
  6. Housesitting. My sisters decided they wanted to come too. OK.
  7. Powers Boothe is awesome.
  8. Love ruins everything.
  9. I liked Hatfields and McCoys better without the love story.
  10. Maybe those businesses would actually be in the city if the payroll tax were lower? Hm?
  11. The City is annexing land (with businesses on it) right after it raised payroll taxes. Unfortunate.
  12. They orter know better than to mess with Susana Martinez. RT @MDMRN #Pray for New Mexico. nyti.ms/MkUfsF #Wildfires
  13. @ExJon media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bm7pT…
  14. More time for #RedEye? RT @ThadMcCotter: My statement on ending my write-in campaign…bit.ly/MkPsrk
  15. @EricMorris #jealous @aprildgregory @CnservativePunk
  16. ♫ On Top of the World spoti.fi/IscFla #Spotify
  17. Good job, @K153R twitter.com/BrandonKiser/s…
  18. @hymnforrachel ohhh yeah. Kind of a giveaway there. haha.
  19. @hymnforrachel heh. A little bit. I try to hide it in different company though. Why?
  20. @hymnforrachel Kentucky. Never lived anywhere else.