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  1. Another Fun Fact: If you leave a series of arrows on the sidewalk, I will follow them. Even if I was going elsewhere.
  2. I tend to take things personally that I probably shouldn't (but still regularly convince myself I should). Like weather. Or the Internet.
  3. @StephenRL We were waiting for you to find it on your own. We figured it would be more satisfying that way.
  4. Fun Fact: Chicken soup is good for colds and such. Not so much coffee tables, remote controls, carpets, and fancy touch-screen telephones.
  5. @rapehat You're a saint, sir. I could use 'em ;)
  6. @rapehat Nice! Toss one back for me.
  7. HEY! How's it goin'? Whatcha doin'?
  8. @CarlyRM Eat the whole thing in no more than 3 bites.
  9. @thecheckoutgirl Oh man, I HATE weather. Weather is SO stupid. Can you believe weather? It's like...go AWAY, weather.
  10. @Boones6433 That's why I don't let my son look outdoors unless I've checked first for bad temptations (ice cream man, snow, fresh air, etc).
  11. @kool_aid I know! I'm astounded!
  12. @Boones6433 This is supposed to be the only day of it! Just close all your curtains until tomorrow. :D
  13. It's coming down out there like SNOWbody's business with SNOW sign of stopping. Who SNOWS how long it will go. SNOW. SNOOOOW.
  14. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said "I HAVE THE POWER!"
  15. @timjeffreys Congrats, sir! You'll enjoy it. Did you get any games?
  16. @madmup I feel like they broke Scrubs. Or violated it. Now they're making us watch what they've done.
  17. @lisaluluquinn That sounds naughty. :D
  18. @blambot Lookit that sexy alien from Squiznor!
  19. @lisaluluquinn More like TITTERlating. Because...titters are like...giggles. Shhhh, Brandon...shhhhhh.
  20. @lisaluluquinn I've never ordered from giggle. Sounds intriguing.