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  1. Casey Moore's and then Cheap Thrills...or possibly just throw in a dvd of pink panther cartoons and fall asleep like 5 minutes from now. 9:07 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. Moore of Casey's tonight. My first time going out in like two months since my scrote surgery. 8:49 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. Seeing how the classic phrase "That's what she said" is now popular again, I'm wondering could "Deez Nuts" jokes be ripe for a comeback? 6:14 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. I wish I could find a radio station that was nothing but a walky talkie static kind of sound all the time 7:35 AM Nov 10th from web
  5. "Gold Bond Medicated Powder" is the shit. I think I'm addicted. 7:50 PM Nov 8th from web
  6. Why did they have to remake "V"? Is nothing sacred? The alien lady from the orig 80s version was one of my first childhood sexual fantasies 9:21 AM Nov 3rd from web
  7. @JCardello In and Out was puke city after the last time I ate there. never again. As far as Sugar Bowl though...Homey do play 11:38 AM Oct 30th from web
  8. Anyone know where I can get a good chocolate shake? I think I'm having my man period today and am craving chocolate. 10:34 AM Oct 30th from web
  9. Fail. I was hoping my stuff would be all healed up in time for the last ever Shake. Rogue bathroom germs have no place in my open wound. 6:56 PM Oct 27th from web
  10. Apparently, my credit score is "666." mwahahaha 6:19 PM Oct 24th from web
  11. I used to think marriage was disgusting, and little babies were gross. Now I think maybe I want both, but little babies are still gross. 6:18 PM Oct 24th from web
  12. Want to go to Mikeys party this weekend, but my surgical wound is still draining. You know what they say, "No drain no gain." How much more? 7:33 PM Oct 22nd from web
  13. Anyone get motion sickness from new video games? Had to pop dramamine tabs to get me through Fallout 3. SNES and Sega Genesis from now on 6:50 PM Oct 19th from web
  14. I really love the middle ages. No I don't mean middle aged broads like cougars or whatever. I'm talking about kings,castles, princesses etc 2:45 AM Oct 17th from web
  15. Ugh, how many more weeks until I'm fully healed, back to normal and can start going out again? I want to go to Casey's... 7:58 PM Oct 16th from web
  16. @pixdee I think I can pull it off. I already pretty much have the body of a 6 year old boy. just need a giant flying saucer shaped balloon 6:04 PM Oct 15th from web
  17. Dude, I'm totally going to be the #balloonboy for halloween! 5:59 PM Oct 15th from web
  18. I wanted an experimental aircraft, now I'm having second thoughts 1:10 PM Oct 15th from web
  19. So did the boy fall out of the balloon? Or was he never in it? 1:09 PM Oct 15th from web
  20. Ativan is a wonder drug. Anti-anxiety, side effects: hallucinations, amnesia...It really is the perfect pill for me. 8:29 AM Oct 15th from web