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Brandon007

  1. Watching Scent of a Woman on Oxygen. Thug life.
  2. I need a haircut. My hair looks like Kenny Loggins got beat up by Wal-Mart.
  3. Ouch. RT @pourmecoffee "46% of Americans believe God created humans in their present form within the last 10,000 years" bit.ly/KDDrea
  4. @blurabbit147 Making breast milk "human juice" which, just, nope.
  5. Please check out my Crazypuss series of children's books. Vol. 1 "Crazypuss Steals a Train". Vol. 2 "Crazypuss v. Wade". #Crazypuss #Amazon
  6. ANOTHER 9/11 movie!? RT @slashfilm: Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone Head Back Into the Ring for Geriatric Boxing Comedy ‘Grudge Match’
  7. @zarling THERE IS A GOD!
  8. 'Mammon Dons Dior' RT @EW 'The Devil Wears Prada' is getting a sequel!
  9. Die Hard or Soft #tacomovies
  10. Boy I love hockey. Major hockey fan, this guy. Legit puck nut. Skates? I mean, come on! Sooo cool! Grexski! Voorhees! Pele! HOCKEY!!
  11. Haven't heard back @TheYankeeCandle. "Lasagna Morning?" "Meth Fit?" These are GOLD, smell-wise!
  12. Hey @TheYankeeCandle maybe "Blueberry Chap" or "Vanilla Elm Spray" Smells are my passion I love your candles
  13. Yo @TheYankeeCandle how about "Karatica: the Scent of Erotic Karate" hire me I'm a smellman.
  14. The Taco Bell and the Butterfly #tacomovies
  15. Guac or My Mom Will Shoot #tacomovies
  16. Chilito's Way #tacomovies
  17. Timecop Tres: Timetaco #tacomovies
  18. @robdelaney goat
  19. Yes! RT @marcmaron: This is it?