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Heathrow Terminal 1 has the worst loos I have used in a while. Yuck.1:15 AM Nov 25thfrom Tweetie
Longest short night ever. I hate waking up earlier than usual; I can never sleep right. Pounding rain and wind didn't help.10:06 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Lunch at customer's restaurant. I love playing mystery shopper / industrial spy.4:49 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Board meeting at parent company HQ on 14th floor. Fire alarm! So exciting.3:36 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
No seats on tube. Had to stand whole way. On the plus side, guy's elbow in my back felt almost like a massage. Or torture. One of those.12:43 AM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
Thanks to brolly and raincoat, am dry from waist up. But bottom half is drenched. Good morning, Monday.1:05 AM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
David Sedaris was great at the BBC today. Doubled over with laughter at '6 to 8 Black Men': http://bit.ly/fp9J Will be on Radio4 in April.2:14 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie