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@majornelson "why do I suck at FM4" 12:15 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to majornelson
@comcastcares fixed arris modem earlier by hitting reset button. Now modem down again. Reset doesn't work. Do I need a new one? 10:36 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@comcastcares reset my arris modem earlier to fix 10:35 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPad
@Gizmodo Left my BlackBerry in the freezer (note: it still worked afterwards but the keys were all messed up) 10:00 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Gizmodo
@Jeters Hey people did it with Chuck Taylors. You're just the more evolved version 9:56 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Jeters
@MichelleInCAL Sometimes I want to ask her if she realizes where she is 9:55 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac in reply to MichelleInCAL
@ashelia yeah :( I was "Official Bad News Guy" in a previous job. So totally not fun. 9:37 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac in reply to ashelia
@ashelia Tonight? Those poor guys have probably been on shift for 20+ hours already :( 9:35 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac in reply to ashelia
@blizzardcs Any comment on the rumors that the D3 downtime is to add a secret bacon level? 9:29 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac
Hey package dude. The machine seems slow if you take 45 seconds to respond to every prompt #yesimwatching #ihatethepublic 7:12 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
going to time @_Jody turn at the machine. If fewer than five minutes the USPS is banned from my life on account of the losers who use it 7:08 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
Go to heck package guy. People are waiting. Hurry the ;&@3@:&; up. Don't stand there and complain about how slow the machine is. 7:06 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
@_Jody can we use UPS next time so we don't have to use the poor people shipping service 6:59 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
Haha and you people want singer payer health care. This is the ONE public serve I have use in a year and it downright sucks 6:57 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
Oh their kid is hacking up a storm and rubbing her hands all over the keypad #biohazard 6:55 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
We are trying to mail one damn package. Some couple is here using the self service machine to mail at least ten packages. #slow #proletariat 6:54 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone from Rocklin, CA
@dulcecalor you're going to have to stock up on the spirit side judging how the team is playing 4:23 PM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPad in reply to dulcecalor
Well there goes another 20 minute "learning moment" for Duke 1:30 PM Mar 10th via TweetDeck
@amyheisler I read somewhere he LIKES looking like a hobo 1:30 PM Mar 10th via TweetDeck in reply to amyheisler
Dear drunk #Duke fan on TV: the singular of "Crazies" is NOT "Crazie" 3:56 PM Mar 3rd via TweetDeck