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  1. @kcline I'm donning my King of All Bechamel crown and making creamed onions. That's the extent of my Thanksgiving talent.
  2. @rossruns I guess someone at their rental counter really really wants to drive a Taurus today!
  3. @ShellyKramer so wife=cat?
  4. My cat earning her kibble for the day. http://post.ly/CjNz
  5. @nataliedaily I'll be watching KCRA for the police chase downtown.
  6. @42dreams OMFG buying one RIGHT NOW! YAAAAY!
  7. @RosevilleRockLn someone had me on a list that was something like "pretentious asses I knew in high school" then realized I could see it...
  8. @Zappos_Service if I return something to Zappos, do you guys put it into the Blendtec?
  9. A day of my food life captured by the worst camera in Chomple history http://bit.ly/1IdKyi
  10. @offalchris Maybe they tell themselves that the fish died happy.
  11. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKERTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNN! http://bit.ly/3ntZ4O
  12. Meeting the Dalai Lama http://bit.ly/3Yjzb0
  13. @Zappos_Service when are you guys getting into the fast food business? You all are much nicer than the people at Burger King!
  14. Wow, music sounds hideous over Bluetooth. Tori sounds like an Idol reject. http://yfrog.com/8c38xj
  15. @sarahcuda at least the names are in the correct order. And come on, you know TechRanch rules.
  16. Italian girlfriend & black cat 1, Roomba 0.
  17. Grand Theft Apple http://bit.ly/1S0gf7
  18. I think I see Hello Kitty in my toast... http://post.ly/CJVH
  19. @nataliedaily NYC is the greatest city in the world as long as you're making at least 250k :P
  20. I think Ultimate Fighting is just a ruse to get young white men to buy $100 t-shirts.