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  1. Think you have it bad? I used to live in this hellhole http://tinyurl.com/lg39wg
  2. @MichelleinCal Crap, so I need to change my avatar and quit tweeting about Viagra
  3. @AMomTwoBoys Were movies even in color back then? :P
  4. @kcline Uh no cheating using desserts, woman. You're going to get me to 500 using savory foods
  5. @LarisaBelliveau it was at least festive for my cholesterol, that's for sure :)
  6. @kcline I can gain the weight all the way to 500 if it pays well... oh and if you feed me all the way there!
  7. @LarisaBelliveau I was eating a four patty hamburger!
  8. @kcline but I need you to buy some Viagra and come watch my webcam I'm so lonely at college and need you to come buy my Amway
  9. @ShellyKramer I must say you look totes spectacular for someone that eats a diet as bad... err I mean as varied as mine :)
  10. @ShellyKramer you're from KC, why are you tweeting about pizza??? BBQ, woman!
  11. @ShellyKramer Disabled woman using the ADA to extort money. It's rampant in California http://tinyurl.com/ms2vfv
  12. @fedexgurl do I need to stop using FedEx so you get a good break for lunch?
  13. @ShellyKramer My favorite burger joint on Earth may have to close because of an extortionist... otherwise having a great day? How are you?
  14. @LisaFinefrock That movie seriously self destructed in the most crazy-ass manner
  15. @fedexgurl did you ever eat at Eastern Empire?
  16. @ShellyKramer If you don't want to support a product don't provide it, free or not.
  17. Revision: Go to Squeeze Inn on Saturday (they're closed on Sunday). Or go on any other day. The burgers are soooo worth it!
  18. @fedexgurl nope... which I didn't remember because I always go on Saturday... lolol
  19. Wait WTF how did this get in my kitchen??? http://yfrog.com/6tqctj
  20. @gilg_55 Squeeze will take your order at your car and bring the food out to you if you are not able to come in--this woman is just a leech