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Is trying to teach a robot to catch a diver using a fishing pole and worm. Having difficulties getting the worm to accept the laws of trig.about 12 hours agofrom web
My inbox is become a twitter feed: if U can't get the point in the subject line and U don't mention my name, U probably won't get read.about 21 hours agofrom web
RT @smaysdotcom Idea for iPhone app: Pre-programmed messages for fellow motorists: Turn-off-turn-signal-(optional) dumbass. (cont…6:23 AM Jul 14thfrom Twittelator
My attempts to Van Winkle to Saturday morning are not working. Literature #fail5:32 AM Jul 14thfrom txt
4 calories shy of burning another 1200. Tweeting to cover the delta. Top is already down waiting for a wind-blown drive home.7:32 PM Jul 13thfrom TweetDeck
Entourage is "empathy crashing" on the MacBook because I tried to open a 6MM row spreadsheet in Excel on the Dell.10:29 AM Jul 13thfrom TweetDeck
I'm driving to work tomorrow if for no other reason so I can scream Flagpole Sitta at the top of my lungs as I cross the Bay Bridge.12:05 AM Jul 13thfrom web
Solved the HD problem. Seattle -- SEE YOU IN AUGUST!!11:42 PM Jul 12thfrom web
What I REALLY REALLY want is a Vivace's breve latte and to see Harvey Danger's final show at the Croc on August 29th.11:42 PM Jul 12thfrom web
G'N'R blasting, sun shining, coffee flowing, Pixar pixelating...a perfect rock star brunch.2:12 PM Jul 12thfrom txt
Huge crowd here at Rudy's. Every bit of yesterday that was kinda wah is today cha'mon!2:03 PM Jul 12thfrom txt