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  1. It's crickets here at the office. Half of San Francisco is still in bed.
  2. Twitter kills Bruno at the box office but Harry Potter is invincible.
  3. Is trying to teach a robot to catch a diver using a fishing pole and worm. Having difficulties getting the worm to accept the laws of trig.
  4. @foodfight Get something with two antennae.
  5. @jenniellingson I would have never thought of taking off my clothes while searching for my keys
  6. @smaydotcom you're retweeting a conversation that happened 10 feet from your door
  7. My inbox is become a twitter feed: if U can't get the point in the subject line and U don't mention my name, U probably won't get read.
  8. Palin PAC hauls in $1M for woman who won't even do her current job.
  9. RT @smaysdotcom Idea for iPhone app: Pre-programmed messages for fellow motorists: Turn-off-turn-signal-(optional) dumbass. (cont…
  10. …cont) Stop-hogging-lane! Your-sister-
  11. My attempts to Van Winkle to Saturday morning are not working. Literature #fail
  12. 4 calories shy of burning another 1200. Tweeting to cover the delta. Top is already down waiting for a wind-blown drive home.
  13. Entourage is "empathy crashing" on the MacBook because I tried to open a 6MM row spreadsheet in Excel on the Dell.
  14. @jenniellingson skip the bike & mill, extend the ellip and add in some weight lifting & crunches to break the monotony. Yesterday: 1500 cals
  15. Monday's...brought to you by the letter "F".
  16. I'm driving to work tomorrow if for no other reason so I can scream Flagpole Sitta at the top of my lungs as I cross the Bay Bridge.
  17. Solved the HD problem. Seattle -- SEE YOU IN AUGUST!!
  18. What I REALLY REALLY want is a Vivace's breve latte and to see Harvey Danger's final show at the Croc on August 29th.
  19. G'N'R blasting, sun shining, coffee flowing, Pixar pixelating...a perfect rock star brunch.
  20. Huge crowd here at Rudy's. Every bit of yesterday that was kinda wah is today cha'mon!