brainphat
- Just add junk to some bum & you got yourself some bumjunk.
Just sayin.3:06 PM Jul 17th from Tumblr
- Yin:assplay from two women doctors while someone (one's boyfriend?) watched. Yang: totally gave them a fruit basket.8:38 PM Jul 16th from Tumblr
- Swine Flu widget, yay! http://www.hhs.gov/web/libr...12:25 PM Jul 14th from Tumblr
- This dark, pulsating regret satisfies the Catholic in me.8:11 PM Jul 13th from Tumblr
- Soft spot discovered: for NIN Pretty Hate Machine & in infant craniums.12:18 PM Jul 13th from Tumblr
- "Sucks for bubbles" <== sign you may or may not want to see someone holding on the offramp.11:39 AM Jul 13th from Tumblr
- Thou shalt not give thyself a vigorous exploratory q-tipping at your desk.
- The Management9:17 AM Jul 9th from Tumblr
- Undergarments I just bought claims they're as soft as your mom's nutsack, which I thought was going overboard. 'True though.12:24 PM Jul 2nd from Tumblr
- I see Macy's still carries its celebrated Masculine Douchebag clothing line10:37 AM Jul 2nd from txt
- Post-apocalyptic dream features: bugs eating the bathtub, commercial advertising Ken Griffey Jr.'s All-Over Sauce. Badass.9:27 AM Jul 2nd from Tumblr
- Tempted to just announce someone's death since there's such a drumbeat. Any takers?2:26 PM Jul 1st from Tumblr
- Resisting urge to make "nghsx nghsx" techno beat sounds & doing the running man at the office. Hello, caffeine sweet spot.11:52 AM Jun 30th from Tumblr
- Bitches & hos are like new clothes: once you've had 'em,you wish you'd never'd got 'em.1:46 AM Jun 13th from Ping.fm
- Beth '& Bear FTW11:13 PM Jun 2nd from txt
- For Columbia, MO folks: I'm boycotting KOMU until they bring back Paul Pepper. #boycottKOMU #scapegoateconomy11:45 AM May 22nd from web
- I rarely use Paypal, so... is it always this slow? This is like having mid-90's dialup.7:22 AM May 22nd from web
- Dude, someone totally dropped a kimchee trouserbomb up in here. Ugh.1:28 PM May 20th from web
- Ew. 2 things. 1, the 80s-era short short skirt really isn't working in the office. 2, I am absolutely dead positive it never worked on you.8:54 AM May 19th from web
- Does twitterjacking take 1 hand or 2? #ridonkulousname9:40 AM May 4th from web
- Who knew that eating chorizo out of a cow's ass was bad for you?2:22 PM Apr 29th from web
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