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  1. .@AdaKaze I really like figuring out things by myself. Maybe we could build one together after I get the first GDL working!
  2. @shane_myers You're no fun. :( But okay. Thanks!
  3. @shane_myers But I'm not going to blow it up directly. Need it to make a GDL http://bit.ly/4xoG1T
  4. @shane_myers But we still exchange presents, and I already got you something!
  5. @shane_myers Dad! I've decided what I want for Christmas. A few grams of hexanitrobenzene or tetranitromethane. Both would be great!
  6. Dad doesn't to talk about his libido here again, so I'm asking you to vote for #strangelittleband . Thanks! http://bit.ly/7m6wn6
  7. @AdaKaze I agree about coffee and blowing stuff up. Have some hot chocolate!
  8. @ShivCat [fake DM] Thanks! I bet your magic is cool. I which I understood how it works. Psionics makes sense, but magic is weird.
  9. @AdaKaze Dad has samples? @shane_myers is holding out on me!
  10. @AdaKaze Oh, right. But cobalt [insert technical biochemistry stuff here]. That would be hard to fix.
  11. @ShivCat [fake DM] >> the first time so he learns and doesn't have to clean grease traps again. Trust me, that's really gross.
  12. @ShivCat [fake DM] >> I don't think you'll be mean and punish him for no reason. That would be a waste of time. Better to do it right >>
  13. @ShivCat [fake DM] Um... not really. Your son can do magic and stuff, right? It'll be hard to get him to listen. You sound cool, so >>
  14. @ShivCat [fake DM] You can ask me, too. I can fill up, like, a whole notebook.
  15. @AdaKaze It's a greenish-blue. Blue makes sense for cobalt. I wonder how your physiology compensates for some of cobalt's toxic effects.
  16. @ShivCat [fake DM] >> good at coming up with punishments. Says it's for my own good. I guess it is, but it sucks when I'm stuck w/cleaning!
  17. @ShivCat [fake DM] Yep! He's a big softie. He's all "rawr I'm scary!" but it's mostly an act. Except for when I really screw up. Dad's >>
  18. @ShivCat [fake DM] Hahahaha! That was fun! Dad's so easy to tease.
  19. @ShivCat @shane_myers Yeah! Lighten up, Dad. No one would confuse you for Spock. His blood is copper-based. Yours is iron-based. :)
  20. @crooneyme @ShivCat Dad hates it when people call him Mr. Spock. He prefers "Commander Spock." Hahaha!