BradListi
- Moonvertising: advertising on the moon. Via laser lights. http://bit.ly/Qongbabout 2 hours ago from web
- Maybe I should write a "reality" novel. It'll be like a "reality" television show, only much more annoying and unforgettable.about 4 hours ago from web
- @chocolateluver3 I was just looking at a stick of butter and thought to myself: What *is* this?about 4 hours ago from web in reply to chocolateluver3
- Have determined that butter is weird.about 4 hours ago from web
- I feel like it would be nice to, like, juice my head right about now.about 6 hours ago from web
- Did not realize that the term "run roughshod" was derived from horseshoes/horse footwear until just moments ago.about 22 hours ago from web
- Just overheard my neighbor say: "He should give something back to the community."2:42 PM Jul 12th from web
- My dog is looking at me like I'm Jesus Christ.11:00 AM Jul 12th from web
- @Brendacopeland I suppose there's always Tab. Or Slice.5:22 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to Brendacopeland
- @Brendacopeland You realize this ruins my plan to become the man who instigated a Jolt cola comeback.5:19 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to Brendacopeland
- @Brendacopeland They probably discontinued Jolt cola in 1989. I think I might wanna be the man who instigates a Jolt cola comeback.5:12 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to Brendacopeland
- If you follow me, please be sure to follow @TNBtweets. It's the twitter feed for the lit collective http://www.thenervousbreakd....5:11 PM Jul 11th from web
- Haven't had a Jolt cola since approximately 1989.5:09 PM Jul 11th from web
- Just overheard someone say: "Thoreau wrote 'A Winter Walk' in the summertime, for example."5:05 PM Jul 11th from web
- Will not pay a lot for this muffler.5:08 PM Jul 10th from web
- I have not been randomly solicited today.2:33 PM Jul 10th from web
- #ff @TNBtweets @ecollins8 @renojromero @bexadler @Karen_Palmer @DJSolarLab @benamuckee @SimonNSmithson @tawnifreeland9:49 AM Jul 10th from web
- In bullfights, I root for the bull.9:47 AM Jul 10th from web
- Just got off the phone with a guy who seemed to be stuck in 1967. I wonder what year I'm stuck in (if, in fact, I am stuck in a year).2:03 PM Jul 9th from web
- Was just given instructions to "make it more extreme," to make it "more outrageous and outlandish," and to "unleash my crazy, weird side."12:43 PM Jul 9th from web
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- Name Brad Listi
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.bradli...
- Bio Author of the Bestselling Novel 'ATTENTION. DEFICIT. DISORDER.' Founder of online lit collective TheNervousBreakdown.com. @TNBtweets. Journalist. Screenwriter.
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