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bradleykuru

  1. what the fuck? why have i been listening to korean boy bands for the last two days? not okay. dance music has stolen my soul. #KillMe
  2. "only real money." if i had a dime for every time someone told me that. People fail to see the value in doll hairs...
  3. @AsianAllieCat thank you!
  4. it's my birthday!
  5. Oh, you hate funerals? Because people just enjoy violent, mounring deaths.
  6. Crows are songbirds singing the worst song ever... Allentown by Billy Joel.
  7. It looked like Abraham Lincoln after he got shot in the face down there... #TheMiracleOfBirth
  8. I am starting a new thing, from now on, all dick pics shall be call dictures. #NewTalk
  9. We live so far off the map it's like an early John Waters film, before Divine was even adorable.
  10. Girl, you think God is on your side? If he really was he would fix that busted face and teach you about punctuation! #JustSpeakingTruth
  11. Leonard Nimoy, you could talk to me about UFO's and ancient mysteries all day. #GetMeThatGoodSleep
  12. there is only so much happiness in the world, and they're hoarding it all.
  13. I'm either going to love this movie or shit myself out of dissapointment. #TheVerdictsStillOut
  14. My friends don't wake up before 1pm and my cats do nothing but sleep... So why am i awake? #IWishICouldDoNothingButSleep
  15. Reality TV is top story on the news but protests in Quebec and Chicago don't even register? #WhatIsTheWorldComingTo
  16. Hey girl, yo girl, why your bedroom door look like a kitchen door?
  17. dear creator of the cherry vanilla drumstick, #ThanksForWastingBothOurTimes
  18. How much coffee can I drink, to prevent sleep, before i loose my mind? #LetsFindOut