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  1. Feeling an urge to email SANDS RULES!!! to everyone in my address book. Probably to compensate for the fact that I do not rule. 4:38 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  2. @blakebutler I once saw him at a medical center. He looked like a super villain. 8:17 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to blakebutler
  3. @Doomlazer Not sure if I'm signing all the pre-ordered copies, but can make that happen upon request. Also might be predicting your death. 5:44 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to Doomlazer
  4. Just noticed they're taking pre-orders for my story collection, My Heart Said No, But the Camera Crew Said Yes! - http://tinyurl.com/yhk3yqg 4:41 PM Nov 5th from web
  5. If this blurb doesn't give you the urge to buy ICFBTB, nothing will: "Pointless and tedious" -- z121m, Amazon Dude -http://miniurl.org/8g5 4:29 PM Oct 30th from web
  6. Great spam: On 27th of January 2005, my client died in a terrible Hot air balloon accident that also took lives of two other innocent souls. 10:32 AM Oct 29th from web
  7. @blackhardvoice I've read stories by him before in another zine that were written the same way. They were really boring. 9:03 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to blackhardvoice
  8. @blackhardvoice His letter wasn't in response to a rejection. Although he submitted poetry along with this letter. Friend didn't respond. 8:25 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to blackhardvoice
  9. @blackhardvoice Which one? The guy who wrote me or the guy who wrote my friend? Not enough space to write about both. 8:23 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to blackhardvoice
  10. More hate mail (this time it isn't to me): http://bit.ly/bOoRr 8:09 PM Oct 27th from web
  11. @chrisbowsman No, I wrote back and told him I was giving his letter to the police and not to contact me again. 6:35 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to chrisbowsman
  12. Awesome death threat received a while back: http://bit.ly/3uBc8y 6:01 PM Oct 27th from web
  13. Left behind at BizarroCon: a bottle of Calms Forte pills. I'm sure there will be more. I packed my bag in the dark. 5:42 PM Oct 26th from web
  14. Received Shane Jones' new novel, The Failure Six, in the mail today. Excited. 5:29 PM Oct 26th from web
  15. Professor lent me one of Will Christopher Baer's early out-of-print novellas. Psyched. Think it's online somewhere, but fuck reading online 11:30 AM Oct 26th from web
  16. Need toothpaste. Airport security confiscated it. There is only so much toothpaste that is allowed on a flight out of the Portland airport. 10:52 AM Oct 26th from web
  17. Armpits smell like corpse. Too busy this weekend to remember I brought deodorant with me on my travels. 8:18 PM Oct 25th from web
  18. Taught my first writing class today. It was pretty great. 11:58 AM Oct 14th from web
  19. Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens #8 is now available on kindle: http://bit.ly/pcgIe 4:03 PM Oct 9th from web
  20. Raymond Federman died. 10:43 AM Oct 8th from web