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bradkallmeyer

  1. Tomorrow is definitely a pool type of a day. Visitors are welcome. Sunny and 79. Aww chea
  2. @glk1216 better start walking
  3. @glk1216 when hurricanes come, you can bunker at my apartment. Food . . . Learn to fish
  4. @glk1216 tent on the beach. And where else would you need to go?
  5. @glk1216 just stay there, don't get in the xar
  6. Slowest class of my life. About to jump out the window. This is the most boring teacher ever and it's Friday afternoon, in June.
  7. Friday afternoon calculus classes with a monotonous monotone speaking 80 year old prof is THE WORST. @A_Wade_Johnston
  8. Two more papers for lit class before the end of the semester. #letsgetthisoverwith #itsabouttime
  9. @djxfactor511 *Schenk to the gut* Looks like I missed a few Thursdays of doing this.
  10. I would buy a Honda Pilot just because of the Crazy Train commercial.
  11. @charliehachat Bose makes earbuds that have a type of clip on them to stay in your ear.
  12. I think the worst thing I could ever get would be lactose intolerance. I would cry for an extended period of time.
  13. Best part of summer classes: pulling up at 11:00 and getting spot #1 on diagon-alley. twitter.com/bradkallmeyer/…
  14. Roommate heads out to the gym as I'm sliding the cake out of the fridge
  15. @KateMcKamy don't read it.
  16. “@_ShitNoOneSays_: Screamo is by far the greatest genre of music ever.” @somebodypooted
  17. "we have an incest of eight minutes before we have to be to class" @A_Wade_Johnston