bradiation
- Leisure's covers usually just make me look like an idiot. This one makes me look like a perv. What a great day to run into an ex's parents!4:52 PM Jul 8th from twidroid
- As "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats" is to Patton Oswalt, so is this to me: http://tinyurl.com/nwyqd29:25 PM Jul 7th from web
- British accents = recessive gene? #HauntingOfJulia8:04 PM Jul 6th from twidroid
- @bnapier That's fantastic! Congrats.8:56 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to bnapier
- Would anyone's life be worse if we just got rid of smart quotes altogether? Because mine would be better.4:08 PM Jul 1st from web
- PETA should lead by example & change *their* name to Sea Kittens. It'd make hearing about their antics less infuriating/more endearing.1:00 PM Jun 30th from web
- Yesterday, my cold war with Mother Nature went hot. I'm prepping my retaliatory strike.10:37 AM Jun 29th from web
- @otheralice Toothbrushes are a crucial ingredient in homemade meth.3:08 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to otheralice
- @simon_barrett 1st transformers 2 trailer I saw, 1/2 the audience cheered, 1/2 hissed. I couldn't believe people had any opinion at all.12:56 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to simon_barrett
- Twitter, you are buggy and unpleasant. Get on that.9:09 AM Jun 22nd from web
- @jeyberg74 Congrats on the acceptance. Well done. What is this Horrology of which you speak?9:08 AM Jun 22nd from web
- Remember how when you were a kid, Fox had the best Saturday Morning Cartoons? Now they're showing "Foreclosed Home Auction in Your Area."8:55 AM Jun 20th from twidroid
- Yet another Taco Bell Volcano Taco ad. Have they really not figured it out yet, or are have they just fully committed at this point?6:19 PM Jun 19th from twidroid
- Did I spill a cup of coffee in the elevator, watch it soak into the carpet, and then move on with my day? Maybe. What would *you* have done?10:50 AM Jun 19th from web
- I'm not going to thank the BART gods for getting a seat on the morning train. I did this my own damned self. #hubris7:31 AM Jun 19th from twidroid
- Concerned that there might be pee somewhere in this apartment, and not in the right places.6:25 AM Jun 18th from web
- Tangential trivia: Michael Cunningham was amazing horror writer Sarah Langan's instructor in grad school.9:56 AM Jun 12th from web
- So Michael Cunningham is writing a horror movie. http://tinyurl.com/nora5p You mean The Hours guy? Yeah, that's who I mean.9:56 AM Jun 12th from web
- @ladymisskate You should start DVRing Murder She Wrote regardless. Jessica Fletcher lived a very interesting life!8:53 AM Jun 11th from web in reply to ladymisskate
- Guillermo del Toro's house: http://bit.ly/ieF149:27 AM Jun 9th from web
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