bradfordevans
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When people I barely know invite me to those "send me your phone number" Facebook groups, I now just put in a random string of 10 numbers.
about 24 hours ago
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That thing where the president pardons a turkey on Thanksgiving is probably the dumbest thing any world leader does on a regular basis.
8:43 AM May 31st
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How crazy would it be if Franklin & Bash and Rizzoli & Isles traded partners? Now THAT is a show I would watch.
7:01 AM May 31st
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Wishing EVERYONE of my Facebook friends who has a birthday this week a happy birthday because my birthday is next week. Youknowwhatimsayin?
12:35 AM May 31st
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Since so many gay kids are having trouble being accepted from their own families, I thought this PSA was necessary
1:41 PM May 29th
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Remember The New Show? Lorne Michaels' 1984 flop? I do, but then I remember far too many things.
10:19 AM May 30th
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Was Pearl Jam the name of the entire band or just the lead singer? I forget.
8:48 AM May 30th
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People who call comedy sketches "skits" are my least favorite kinds of people.
4:25 PM May 29th
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Romney and Michelle's High School Reunion
6:48 PM May 27th
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This 3D Great Gatsby movie could use more giant robots.
1:35 AM May 23rd
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I was heartbroken to see that the new Adam Sandler movie "That's My Boy" is in fact not a sequel to TBS's "My Boys."
11:34 PM May 21st
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Yeah, Hell on Wheels is coming back! The wait has been excruciating. What'll that train be up to this season? (And also Breaking Bad - meh).
3:40 PM May 21st
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Support the dairy industry by reading this piece I wrote or else they'll hook my udders to electronic milking machines.
12:19 PM May 21st
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Mark Brendanawicz is the Pete Best of Parks and Rec.
12:21 AM May 21st
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Between Venus and Uranus, two of the 8 planets' names rhyme with dirty body parts. that's 25%, pretty high.
10:46 PM May 20th
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I was wondering who the guy hosting SNL last night was until I realized "Moves Like Jagger" is based on him. What a cool song!
5:02 PM May 20th
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I like political humor, but you have to have so much obscure political knowledge to understand it. Who the fuck is Barack Obama?
12:54 PM May 18th
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Computers are just dumb robots.
12:07 PM May 18th
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Comedians should ask for donations not to make podcasts.
2:00 PM May 17th
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If Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles are different movies, then how come I've never seen them in the same place at the same time?
12:40 AM May 17th
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- Name Bradford Evans
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://splitsider...
- Bio Writer. You may have seen my work on Splitsider, AdultSwim.com, The Awl, and in UFC octagons across the country. Look out, I have a wicked triangle choke.
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