bradenjames
@SleeplessNights I decided to stand on her shins as hard as I can with my bony, stabbing little heels instead. I think she likes it!
| bradenjames If mommy is crying and rocking in the corner jabbering about her uterus being "the pit of hell itself," what should I do? |
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| bradenjames I'm currently executing the most haunting melody on a xylophone ever heard by man. |
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| bradenjames @SarcasticMomLC <3 |
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| bradenjames I had beans for dinner! So did my chair, tray, shirt, pants, and the floor! |
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| bradenjames Mommy seems very stressed out. I think I'll start whining for no reason. |
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| bradenjames I am cranky! I think I'll throw a fit. |
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| bradenjames I am sleeping soundly now... but the moment mommy's head hits the pillow, I WILL AWAKEN SCREAMING. |
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| bradenjames I'm playing with the phone charger! Yay! |
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| bradenjames I'm terrorizing a mylar balloon. *teehee!* |
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| bradenjames I'm teething another molar this week! I have LOTS in store for Mommy! *giggle* |
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| bradenjames @imaginarybinky I use a diaper service manned by 2 workers (slaves). MommyDaddyPoopWiping, Inc. |
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| bradenjames I poo'd green today! |
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| bradenjames Haha! I delighted Mommy by waking up 2 hours earlier than usual today, even BEFORE you consider the time change! I ROCK! |
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| bradenjames I am running around naked again. My sarcastic mom just said, "I'm just SURE you won't pee or poop on anything." She's dumb. |
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| bradenjames I just pulled all the toilet paper off the roll again, and dragged it into my room. |
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