bradenjames
- I enjoy teasing Mommy by pooping in the toilet twice one day, and then crappin' the pants again the next day. Keeps her on her toes.5:09 PM Jul 12th from twhirl
- The doggie must be chased and chased and chased and chased and chased until he loses his mind!5:42 AM Jun 12th from twhirl
- I will whine at every breakfast choice you offer, making you feel inadequate. When you turn your back, I will happily scarf ANYTHING. #evil7:11 AM Jun 6th from twhirl
- Mommy won't let me open & close the refrigerator over and over again. SHE IS SO MEAN!5:04 PM Apr 15th from twhirl
- @annevermeulen Mommy will be lucky if all I shove in her mouth is snot! *wicked toddler laugh of doom*6:11 PM Apr 14th from web in reply to annevermeulen
- Damn. Mommy caught me.5:05 PM Apr 14th from twhirl
- Mommy helped me turn purple for #Maddie <312:02 PM Apr 14th from twhirl
- OMGAH, WHAT ARE ALL THESE LITTLE NUBBINS OF SWEETNESS INSIDE OF THESE EGGS I AM IN CANDY HEAVEN WHAT??????6:13 AM Apr 12th from twhirl
- Please remember her, and help. http://is.gd/rkNG10:06 AM Apr 8th from twhirl
- I put my Poo-Poo in the toilet tonight. From the reaction of my parents, you would think I had just balanced the budget.5:49 PM Apr 4th from twhirl
- Everything tastes better with mustard. Pancakes, apple, salmon. Don't judge me.6:11 PM Mar 26th from twhirl
- OMG BALLOONS ARE THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED IN THE WHOLE WORLD FOREVER KTHXBAI5:07 PM Mar 4th from twhirl
- All shoes have now been removed from closet and scattered throughout first floor. Phase One Complete. End of Transmission.6:05 PM Mar 3rd from twhirl
- The textures on the "Touch & Feel" book taste as good as they feel.2:00 PM Feb 16th from twhirl
- Mommy keeps telling me the "Smatula" I'm playing with is a "Spatula." Crazy old broad.10:43 AM Feb 12th from twhirl
- Everything tastes better with an "adult" spoon. Also, they are louder when slammed into an "adult" bowl. COOL.5:59 PM Jan 29th from twhirl
- Climb up on arm of couch, jump off, repeat. Great way to piss off Mommy.5:35 PM Jan 23rd from twhirl
- Must.Pull.Dog's.Tail.Must.Pull.Dog's.Tail.Must.Pull.Dog's.Tail.Must.Pull.Dog's.Tail.Must.Pull.Dog's.Tail.Must.Pull.Dog's.Tail....10:36 AM Jan 16th from web
- is jumping around the room naked, saying, "Wibbit!" Don't knock it till you try it, people.9:44 AM Jan 7th from web
- Mommy has a big (talking) mole on her back and it tells me to pinch it ALL THE TIME.6:04 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
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