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  1. @Helicoptergoes you weren't at home when you did that!
  2. Extreme freeline ripstik acrobatics with me, @farmsicles, and his bro: http://bit.ly/7iwaT
  3. Can't wait for Sarah Palin to declare herself a martyr. Then she can climb down off her cross and fuck herself bloody with it.
  4. I really don't want to pay $30 for PDAnet for Android (especially with the disclaimer "may not work in the future") but damn it's useful.
  5. @Liar2 friday is the legal day off for federal employees. i assume/d banks observe the bonus day off as well.
  6. Sometimes it's best to just leave it all unsaid.
  7. @Liar2 banks are closed, federal holiday
  8. @tuft I took you offline, country.
  9. This bug was on its back flailing its legs, so I flip it over, and it flips itself back onto its back. 3 TIMES. Stepped on it. No misery.
  10. @tuft stop watching my show. I'll cut your heart out and show it to you.
  11. @JugglingUpdates just basic beginner, yeah. no experience here.
  12. Wanna do something awesome? Donate some money to @phenobarb's head shaving/cancer research fund: http://bit.ly/fpT6S
  13. I was at a red light with my windows down when it dawned on me, involuntarily I shouted, "I have a coupon for a free shake!" Heads turned.
  14. A @staires reader sent me the new album by Ha Ha Tonka, a friend of his is in the band, and it's AH-MAZING. Expect to see me glow about it.
  15. Turning off your phone in a dramatic moment of self-isolation loses its thunder when you turn it back on and find no one tried to reach you.
  16. World is full of so many disgusting self-righteous discouraged self-defeating hypocritical self-centered pieces of shit. Bad day, I'm out.
  17. Don't... don't you worry about the atmosphere... (I miss music feeling cathartic. It's sad that I have to be miserable to feel reprieve.)
  18. @JugglingUpdates you got any suggested links for someone looking to learn how to juggle awesomely?
  19. My unhappiness level went from 0 to 500,000 in less than three hours. I'll get over it quickly though, but seriously, fuck drama. FFS FTW.
  20. @1sjcorbett I'll bring a unicycle with a 36 inch wheel and I'll do fine.