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  1. Three hours of sex, swordfights, and opera. 1:00 PM Jun 1st via web
  2. Julie D'Aubigny, part 1, done. Guys, this movie is going to be, like, three hours long. 1:00 PM Jun 1st via web
  3. @Paul_C_Smith Yeah, Nick Cave is a little easier on me; I'd lose my voice if I tried Tom Waits all the time. 9:48 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to Paul_C_Smith
  4. I think from now on I am going to sing all songs in the style of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. 9:46 AM Jun 1st via web
  5. On Earth-9, Smash is in its tenth season. 9:07 AM Jun 1st via web
  6. On Earth-9, Jim Lee's costumes never happened, but a lot of people wear neckties for belts. 8:59 AM Jun 1st via web
  7. @farwent THEN HOW COME BIZARRO WORLD ISN'T EXPLODING WITH OLD-MEN WHO WILL EVENTUALLY AGE BACKWARDS INTO BABIES? 8:57 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to farwent
  8. @farwent IT IS A METAPHOR. Man, you ever ask how the people on Bizarro world reproduce when there are literally no babies anywhere? 8:54 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to farwent
  9. On Earth-9, every is called "Gay" something -- like Gay Parking, or Gay Lunch -- EXCEPT marriage. 8:53 AM Jun 1st via web
  10. @farwent The population isn't smaller. People are just gay, and have a bunch of kids anyway. 8:50 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to farwent
  11. @farwent In this particular case: nope. 8:47 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to farwent
  12. @farwent I mean, it's not like they don't KNOW that there should be children. The just engage in heterosexual procreation out obligation. 8:44 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to farwent
  13. @farwent I gotta say this, a lot of people don't know: gay people actually are able to have children. 8:44 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to farwent
  14. Dear DC: this is a good start, but i think you should also introduce Earth-9, which is the same as Earth-1 except EVERYONE is gay. 8:37 AM Jun 1st via web
  15. @braak @ActuallyAisha Erp. ME at 1 pm, I mean, but maybe you, too! 8:40 PM May 31st via web in reply to braak
  16. @megancarpentier How do you not know that, though? I thought all actors had to know about Harvey just in order to get work. 8:40 PM May 31st via web in reply to megancarpentier
  17. @ActuallyAisha We at 1 pm: "Well, i won't do ALL the things, but I could still do these things". Later...uhhh.... 8:40 PM May 31st via web in reply to ActuallyAisha
  18. @ActuallyAisha Aw, yeah, it is rough, huh? I had so much I was going to do today. 8:36 PM May 31st via web in reply to ActuallyAisha
  19. @jkholland Last night I dreamt I was an architect. 8:36 PM May 31st via web in reply to jkholland
  20. @megancarpentier I am making some "tsk tsk" sounds right now. 8:32 PM May 31st via web in reply to megancarpentier
  • Name braak
  • Location Philadelphia
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  • Bio I am a VOLCANO with LIGHTNING. Also: famous science fiction novelist and Expressionist playwright. And book critic. And Emperor of the Moon.
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