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I've become almost too proficient at analogizing herpes into almost any situation. I guess you can call it a gift ๐about 1 hour agovia Twitter for iPhone
UberFactsCurse words emotionally affect the listener more than regular words - Causing them to better remember what you've said.about 8 hours agovia BufferRetweeted by br0wnboii and 1674 others
got pulled into the office, thinkin my constant narcisstic and deragotory comments finally caught up to me. got offered a promotion #mylife9:55 AM Jun 2ndvia Twitter for iPhone
well now that these morons have established a baseline for professional behavior...I'm gonna go waste some more tax dollars with @chrisv83219:40 AM Jun 2ndvia Twitter for iPhone
my mother still holds the death rate of my tomagotchi pets over my head..and uses it as a bulletpoint for reasons why I'm 'irresponsible' ๐9:27 AM Jun 2ndvia Twitter for iPhone