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br0lita

  1. da da dee da da dumn yeah I'm homeless, I'm homeless
  2. @50WordsforFags The cheese one. The cheese one! What was that?
  3. @50WordsforFags SKI FREE! Wasn't there some monster that ate you?
  4. Came to NY with $300 in my pocket - just like my grandpa and the American dream - only this time I'm begging my parents for more cash
  5. @wescargen I thought that might happen
  6. I just drank and smoked my way through the first year of college... I was fun! Everyone liked me," @MamaJill
  7. Cutest shit I've ever seen today w/ @SamKDubs and some adorable ass three year old
  8. Stuntin' like Don Draper, drinking on the job. Thanks, @JessFrancois
  9. My Newsfeed was boring so I came here to be equally disappointed. AMUSE ME, INTERNET
  10. @LE1FNY I mean Killa Cam did it on "Harlem Streets" and he's a banjee. Right?
  11. QT w/ @mollyjstern and loving in it. #apples #butternutsquash #BeachHouse #Milk
  12. @jay_oh_jay SWING BY SPAIN, you won't regret it
  13. @cameronwiley Glad to hear it. "Grabbing it now," and by grabbing I mean stealing
  14. @50WordsforFags stopstopstopstop. faggot, or is it with an "I"
  15. "I feel like I could explain myself better if Lana Del Rey were playing in the background, you know? - @Jimmy_OQueeffe
  16. @JULIABLACKOUT Duh, unless it's raining on Chana and then it gets close RT "Fuck water. Water doesn't get me drunk. @br0lita"
  17. "Do you think Jesus used waterfalls as a stairmaster?" - MC or rivers for treadmills, I guess
  18. @365750 KEEP POSTING