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  1. I'm glad to live in a country where people don't have to wait for treatment, because our system is the best in the world: http://tr.im/Glhz
  2. @eagledawg I shouldn't have to pay (ie, get a text) to learn police are searching for a murderer on campus. We get emails about much less!
  3. Fuck that "We sent an alert out" bullshit! I didn't get an email! I learn they're searching UW for a mass murderer from the web! #WAShooting
  4. I knew it! This explains the helicopters: http://tr.im/Ga6f
  5. Sofia Vergara is by far the hottest woman on television: http://tr.im/G5bd
  6. @TheFix It's the team around him. If they could showcase his talent better he'd have a shot.
  7. @marcmorehouse It's Charlie Weis's impending departure I'm sure. It'll be what the AD will say as they board the plane back to South Bend.
  8. @aaronchavez Well, let's just say I'm all caught up on my stories, as my late grandmother would say. God bless Hulu!
  9. They say only boring people get bored. I hate to think of myself as boring, but I fear I have no choice.
  10. My Thanksgiving tradition of watching bleak movies continues. This year: The Road. It joins Rent, No Country for Old Men, Milk, et al.
  11. RT @FakeGaryKing: ACORN wants you to believe that heteroskedasticity alters the OLS coefficient estimates. #acornfacts
  12. It's impossibly early. Off to teach high school today! How do these kids get up so early?
  13. It's fair to question Kennedy's motive for revisiting this issue, the Catholic Church continues it's march to irrelevancy: http://tr.im/FwOD
  14. @VoiceoftheHawks If I didn't have a deficiency of cone cells, green would be my favorite color. Go Spartans!
  15. @VoiceoftheHawks I've been out of it this week. Do we want Michigan State to win? #Hawkeyes
  16. My first thought as I board a bus should not be, "How old is this bus driver?" He looks like he's 12.
  17. @dominicholden Are you sure it's their awkwardness that's rubbing off on you?
  18. The coffee shop is playing Sinatra and my foot just can't restrain itself from tapping.
  19. @ptcatatlyst Caption: Things Barry never does because the one time he did he got strep throat.
  20. @caseyhoag HAHAHAHA!!!