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  1. A message to all adults riding bikes on the sidewalk: I'm not that observant.
  2. "Mommy. When you make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, jelly beats peanut butter, ok?"
  3. @Francis_Lam There's something wrong with the placement? Wait! Umm . . . hmm . . . I'm not . . . Oh.
  4. @SusanHowson Why didn't you tell me you had an insanely funny blog about Martha?? Why am I always the last to know? #marthable
  5. @alisoncook I call that @bpfox bait--if I didn't live so far away.
  6. RT @Francis_Lam: Presented without comment...but I want to hear yours. If you can stop laughing: http://ow.ly/IHjw
  7. Oh, Thomas K., has all of that light you paint blinded you completely? http://is.gd/5cBqI (via @Mediabistro).
  8. RT @richmondmag: Q's/Shaper Palate's Tuffy Stone appears on TLC's B-cue Pitmasters tomorrow at 10 p.m.http://bit.ly/4n6ANT Style story. #rva
  9. RT @RichmondMag: Q's/Shaper Palate's Tuffy Stone appears on TLC's B-cue Pitmasters tomorrow at 10 p.m.http://bit.ly/4n6ANT #RVA Style st ...
  10. I don’t think that’s the same song.
  11. Raindrops in my mind like a veil shredding between this world and the next and leaving me in a vortex of melancholy and despair.
  12. Wait. Raindrops keep falling IN my head . . .
  13. Raindrops keep falling on my head . . .
  14. @aimless_is_more @sarvay Really,I don't know why, I expected more sympathy from you two.No faucet=no water.That's the definition of a CRISIS
  15. Of course, the handle of the kitchen faucet just snapped off.
  16. Back on the healthy trail and so far the only thing I miss is pumpkin pie. And gravy.
  17. I discovered another downside of newspapers going out of business is that it's very hard to start a fire.
  18. RT @richmondmag: Pete Humes has said some really dumb things but what he said to Harry Shearer tops all else. http://bit.ly/2mi69K #RVA
  19. What! RT @Atlantic_Food: Bad news: Garlic prices tripled in China in last 8 months--global prices likely to rise, too. http://bit.ly/770IyF
  20. Everyone so tired, so irritable, so bloated w/ sugar, I think I'm going to pack everyone in suitcases & send them back to their grandparents