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boysgonemild

  1. Really glad they've gone back to basics with the new Go Compare advert. They were getting a little implausible 6:31 AM May 6th via web
  2. Tip: if your hands are covered in brine, wipe 'em on your socks. That way no-one will ever see the stains ;) 6:30 AM May 6th via web
  3. FUCKING IDIOTS at Universal who came up with the title 'Johnny English Reborn'!!!! They should have called it 'Johnny English Returns'!!!!! 4:02 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Wee boy wearing a 'BANG TIDY!' t-shirt- you are the future of our civilisation 8:50 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. True life moment: Toddler: "Are you hungover?" Mum: "Aye I'm hungover." Only in Glasgow. Or any city with an underclass #kony2012 5:23 AM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. "Mum, it won't be the same without dad."- the new Aviva advert 2:15 PM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @clairebouton Women inspire me 7:13 AM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to clairebouton
  8. I believe in life, love and laughter, and without women none of that would be possible 6:47 AM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. I've uploaded an @YouTube video youtu.be/o_kp6QkXfJU?a Bed Blog 5 3:10 PM Mar 2nd via Google
  10. Bed Blog 5: youtu.be/o_kp6QkXfJU via @youtube 3:06 PM Mar 2nd via Tweet Button
  11. @NataliePryce no words. Just sickness 1:36 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NataliePryce
  12. This is it. The noises in the sky everyone is hearing are the angels heralding the coming of Judgment Day. Roland Emmerich was right 4:22 PM Feb 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I've uploaded an @YouTube video youtu.be/8my60S6cnbw?a Bed Blog 4 4:09 PM Feb 13th via Google
  14. Bed Blog 4: youtu.be/8my60S6cnbw via @youtube 3:28 PM Feb 13th via Tweet Button
  15. @Rahvinsix in ma heid 9:28 AM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Rahvinsix
  16. Watching Diary of a Mad Black Woman 2:26 PM Feb 3rd via Twitter for iPhone